[b]Jason-Hunter-Human Randy-Titan-Exo Elara-Warlock-Awoken[/b] *Elara is furiously throwing fireballs at Jason* Jason: *Dodges a fireball* ELARA! *Dodges again* ELARA IT WAS AN ACCIDENT! I SWEAR! (Earlier that day) *Jason comes downstairs after waking up* Randy: Morning Jason Jason: *Heading to the kitchen* Morning Randy, where's Elara? Randy: She went to the tower. She said something about a mission report. Jason: *Shakes head* Who the hell does a mission report on a day off? Randy: Her I guess. She left you a list on the counter Jason:*Picks up note* Elara's note: Jason you didn't buy the groceries yesterday. Buy them! Jason:...*Crumples paper* Bah I'll do it later *Heads to the kitchen* Randy: I dunno Jason she'll get pretty mad if you don't Jason: You just worry too much. Relax. *Opens fridge and finds it empty with only a note inside* Where the hell is all the food!? *Picks up the note* Elara note: BUY THE GROCERIES!!! Jason: Guess I'm buying groceries *Heads to the door and puts on shoes* Randy: Can you buy some more cookies? Jason: *Sighs * Fine! *Heads out the door and comes back in a second later* Don't mess around with my room! Randy: *Groans* I know! *Jason leaves and Randy looks out the window until he's gone* Randy: YES he fell for it! Randy's Ghost (R.G): You realize he will figure out that you ate all the food and wrote those notes right? Randy: It's doesn't matter. Now I can play with the cloaks R.G: You really shouldn't *Randy heads up to Jason's room an R.G Sighs* Nevermind (In Jasons room) Randy: *Trying on a cloak* Man I look sick in these! R.G: Just try not to make a- *Randy start running around the room and accidentally knocking things down* mess... *A knife flies in through Jason's window and sticks to a wall right in front of Randy* Randy: What the...*Looks at knife* Isn't this Jason's kni- *Jason teleports to the knife's location* Randy: *Trips out of surprise* Jason: *Grinding teeth against each other* What the hell do you think you're doing? Randy: *backing up* J-Jason l-let me explain! A-about those groceries Jason: I don't care about those. Your explanation about why YOU'RE -blam!-ING UP MY ROOM better good and fast because if I don't hear a reasonable excuse in the next TEN SECONDS *Whips out a Golden gun and points it at Randy* you're gonna be one VERY DEAD TITAN! Randy: W-well you see I- Jason: 1... Randy: *Speeding up* I just wanted to- Jason: TO! Randy: Ijustwantedtoseewhat- Jason: TEN! *Fires* Randy: *Screams and ducks under the Golden gun shot* *Jason and Randy both look at the hole in the wall* Jason: *Looks through the hole and see the inside of Elara's room*...Shhhhhit!! *Both Jason and Randy go into Elara's room and find a bunch of papers on fire* Randy: Jason. What have you DONE!? She was working on those note for months! Jason: *Begins stamping out the fire* Shit shit shit shit shit! Randy, help me out here! Hide the papers! Randy: *Picks up a bunch of papers* Um...uhhh w-where do I hide them!? Jason: I DUNNO, EAT 'EM! YOU WON'T GET SICK WILL YOU!? Randy: NO but still, I'm not doing tha-*Hears the front door open*.....*Stuff papers in his mouth* Jason: *Whispers to Randy* No matter what, do NOT tell her the truth! Randy: Jason you know I can't lie to her! Jason: WHY THE -blam!- NOT!? Randy: Shhh!...She does that thing where her hair sets on fire when she mad. It's scary! Elara: *Begins heading upstairs* Jason? Randy? You guys home? Jason: Quick under the bed! *Jason slides under the bed* Randy: *Tries to slide under* Jason! Make room! Jason: *Pushes Randy away with his foot* There's no room! Find your own hiding spot! *Randy gets up just as Elara enters the room* Elara:...Randy? What are doing in my room? Randy: Oh...I uh...I was cleaning your room! Elara: *Sniffs* Did you guys burn something? Randy: Nope! Elara:. Huh...*Notices the her notes are missing and immediately turns to Randy* Where. are. they. Randy: W-where's what? Elara: The notes! I left them on my desk this morning. Randy: I h-haven't seen them! Elara: Really? *Walks right up to Randy while her hair begins to set on fire* I'll ask one more time. WHERE ARE THEY!? Randy: OKAY! OKAY! THEY GOT BURNED! Elara: THEY WHAT!? Randy: J-JASON BURNED THEM! HE'S HIDING UNDER THE BED! *Elara looks under the bed and finds nothing* Randy: *Notices the air around the door moving* HE'S BY THE DOOR! HE'S INVISIBLE! *Elara shoots at fireball at the door and Jason ducks causing him to lose the camouflage* Elara: JASON! START TALKING! Jason: W-well you see me and R-Randy had an issue a-and- Elara: GET. TO. THE. POINT! Jason: I may have...um...accidentally...shot them. Elara:...You...shot...my notes? *Jason nods* Elara: *Hands and entire head set on fire* JAAAAASON! Jason: Oh shit! *Runs off* *Elara chases Jason around the house while throwing fireballs everywhere* Jason: *Dodges a fireball* ELARA! *Dodges* ELARA IT WAS AN ACCIDENT! I SWEAR! Elara: YOU'RE GONNA BURN FOR THIS! Jason: RANDY! *Dodges* RANDY HELP ME OUT! SHE'S GONNA DESTROY EVERYTHING! Randy: *Looks around nervously* Umm...Wait! *Runs to the bathroom and comes back with a cup of water* Jason: RANDY! DO SOMETHING! Randy: O-OKAY! *Dumps the cup on Elara's head and has no effect* Jason: RANDY YOU IDIOT! *Elara kicks him to a wall* Randy: WHAT!? YOU FIGHT FIRE WITH WATER! Jason: *Barely dodges another fire powered kick* JUST GET YOUR SUPPRESSION GRENADE! Randy: B-but Elara said no throwing things in the house Jason: THERE WON'T BE A HOUSE!!! *Randy's ghost spawns a couple grenades for him* Randy: *throws all of them* Jason: *Looks at the grenades*...THESE ARE FUSION GRENADES YOU STUPID- *Grenades explode* (Couple days later) *Jason, Randy and Elara are standing in a line in front of the Vanguard* Zavala: DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH DAMAGE YOU CAUSED!? YOU DESTROYED AN ENTIRE STREET! ARE YOU AWARE OF HOW MUCH PAPERWORK YOU'VE PUT ON OUR DESK!? *Points at mountains of paperwork that are beside each Vanguard member* Cayde: *angrily stamping the papers and cursing under his breathe* Stupid, -blam!-ing, *Cursing become undecipherable grumbles* Ikora: *Calmy stamping papers while continuously repeating a phrase* Harmony without, Hurricane within. Harmony without, Hurricane within. Elara:...I...am very sorry sir I- Jason: IT WAS ALL THEIR FAULT! *Points at Randy and Elara* THEY DID THIS! NOT ME! Randy: What!? Jason: I told you to throw A SUPPRESSION GRENADE! NOT A BUNCH OF FUSIONS! Randy: YEAH WELL...MAYBE IF YOU HADN'T TRIED TO SHOOT ME NONE OF THIS WOULD HAVE HAPPENED Jason: *Scoffs* You should've just taken the bullet! BE A MAN! Randy: HOW DOES BEING SHOT MAKE ME A MAN!? Elara: Just shut up! Both of you! Jason: *Points at Elara* AS FOR YOU, where do I even begin! Elara: *Hair begins to set on fire* You shot my notes! Cayde: ARRRGH I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE *Begins stabbing the papers* You know what? I say we make 'em clean out the sewers for the next 3 months! Zavala: No!...We need something more...severe. Ikora:...How about we have them collect 500 planetary materials from each planet *Jason, Randy and Elara stop arguing and begin begging as Cayde cackles madly* Zavala:...Yes this....this will do very nicely. 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