Relaxman Relaxation Capsule
Have you guys seen this.
https://www.amazon.com/Relaxman-Relaxation-Capsule/dp/B0044LZ1PA/ref=sr_1_5_a_it?ie=UTF8&qid=1481177610&sr=8-5&keywords=B01FS321LE%7CB00B4BJZ9G%7CB01259S4RE%7CB00QNC39TI%7CB0044LZ1PA%7CB00TP7C9YY+-B01IO4C8YO#customerReviews
I especially like the reviews.
[quote]I really love this product. It is relaxing, quiet, does everything it is billed to do. It is roomy enough to bring my laptop inside and I especially like the fact that it doesn't block wifi signals, because there is no interior handle. Please send someone, quickly. [/quote]
The Vampire one is pretty good...
[quote]This has really changed my way of life. I used to live in Romania when I first purchased one of these. I was tired of boarding up the windows every morning before going to sleep and really needed a better solution. I flew to Switzerland one night and first saw one of these at a health clinic where they do transfusions and plasmaphoresis. After I finished feeding, I got inside the relax man, closed the door and immediately knew I had to have it. Blocks out all sunlight! I had one shipped to me in Romania at the time, because they did not ship to the USA then. Slept in this from sunrise to sunset for two years. I would set the mood inside for a preprogrammed time (always be sure to add 10 minutes to estimated sunset!).
Anyway, now that they began shipping to the USA, I was able to finally move out of Europe. They even let me travel inside my capsule! I slept the entire 14 day boat ride!
5 STARS! [/quote]
Helps with babysitting...
[quote]This capsule has answered all of our babysitting needs. If you are like us, it is hard to find a babysitter for your rotten mongrels. Not only do they defecate on the floors, but their language is atrocious. With this fantastic product me and the Mrs. can toss the rugrats in the capsule and go about our weekend jetsetting. Don't let your kids hold you back anymore. This is well worthy of the 5 stars [/quote]
Weird
[quote]Mine had a guy sleeping in it when I got it. He won't leave.[/quote]
And just plain wrong
[quote] You should have bought the Relaxwoman model. Timetravel chicks are the best! [/quote]
English
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