telling a string of painful puns. So the moderators meted out a PUNishment that suited my offense. I tried to tell ten more puns in order to change their minds, but none of the puns made them laugh. No pun in ten did.
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#Offtopic
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Life hack: Murder your children in order to reduce your cost of living and get a free meal
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A piece of rope walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here" So the piece of rope walks out of the bar and ties himself into a knot, then puts on a trench coat and re-enters the bar. The bartender says "Hey, didn't I just kick you out a few minutes ago?" The rope replies: "Sorry. Frayed Knot"
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Booo! Get off the stage
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So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The horse looks up and replies:[spoiler]my entire family just died[/spoiler] Ba dum tss
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How do you stop a baby from crying? [spoiler]I don't know but a Brick has worked for me so far. [/spoiler]
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The sad part is I'll probably steal this at some point.
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... https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/219349774/0/0
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I don't trust these stairs... They're always up to something Did you hear about the guy who got his entire left side cut off? He's all right now Why can't a bike stand up on its own? It's two-tired My wife tried to apply at the post office but they wouldn’t letter. They said only mails work here.
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Knew the punchline from the first mention of "pun" Kept reading Loved it 1 pun in ten did at least.
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Nice job stealing my thread title you pathetic impersonator.
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F-cking comfort blanket "ninjas".
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What's worse than TEN babies strapped to ONE tree? [spoiler]ONE baby strapped to TEN trees.[/spoiler]
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That Longface is a spy! - TF2
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That is [i]pun[/i]ch you in the face punny.
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Long face, didn't you say goodbye to offtopic like 2 years ago?
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Oh the level we have stooped in offtopic lol
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[quote]telling a string of painful puns. So the moderators meted out a PUNishment that suited my offense. I tried to tell ten more puns in order to change their minds, but none of the puns made them laugh. No pun in ten did. [/quote] Bump 🚬🐠
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I'm not big into puns. A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
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Man how cheesy do you gotta brie? I mean come on i can do cheddar than that, I mean you gotta get gouda before you just try and make things pun. Then again it ain't easy bein' cheesy. [spoiler]I tried 😏[/spoiler]
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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? [spoiler]It depends on how hard you throw them.[/spoiler]
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The first comments are about killing babies...
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That's really cruel. All you were trying to do was have a little pun.
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You should be ashamed of yourself.
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Punny.
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I don't even know how to react to this.
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*Facepalm Intensifies*