I was casually playing, trying out my new arc setup(I like using themes in Destiny) which had Ill Will and Darkblade's Spite. I got killed by a red bar warrior with a fusion(let's call him Rudy) and so I jokingly sent him a message saying the following;[quote]#N0Ski11[/quote]
He clearly didn't understand that I was joking and went on a short little rant about how his clever dragon and god rolled Longbow took skill. I responded saying I was joking and he said;
[quote]1v1 me kid[/quote]
While, yes, I am a younger player of Destiny(I'm 14 to all you ladies out there.)
I heard you ladies are into bad boys. I'm bad at everything.
*winks with both eyes*
Anyways, I'm young and am probably one of the few younger players that search for-quite simply- a fun time on Destiny. However, I will admit that I do get frustrated by the meta sometimes. Rudy(at this point I'm assuming is around 12, as his voice is kind of in the mid-pubescent stage)begins to complain about the "bullshit" kills. I tell him to record them and I'll give him credit by what my brother says is reasonable. He does have a few times where I really should not have gotten the kill and a few in between. Keep in mind, I am using some of the guns that have the lowest aim assist; the ex machina and chaos dogma. I have the high end. The points were about 1230-850 or so. In the middle of the match, he starts screaming at me because I used heavy and my super when he said;[quote]anything goes[/quote]at the stat of the match.
I'm like;
[quote]uhhh... kay den...[/quote]
We continue and he starts to catch up. I'm just happy that it's a fun game. Then he starts complaining that my guns are OP. Yet here he is, using a god rolled Ash Factory, Longbow, and Clever Dragon... Again, I shrugged it off. In the end, he wins, and I say GG. He says[quote]You're a PvE scrub.[/quote]
In my head I'm like;
[quote]da fuq? dis boy sayin I do not haz teh potential?[/quote]
I request a rematch and he says yes. I -blam!-ing rekt him. I pulled out my fatebringer imago and my Ex Machina and I -blam!-ing shredded him to bits. At the end I say;
[quote]SO WHOS THE -blam!-ING PVE SCRUB NOW[/quote]
I shit you not- he called me a hacker. He was redbarring both games... he started -blam!-ing crying that I hacked him. I-being the ever so kind person I am...
*winks with both eyes*
Say;
[quote]Can I talk to your legal guardian please?[/quote]
He gives them the mic and I just simply say in a squeaker voice;
[quote]Your son was weally scaring me... he said mean things to me and it hurt my feelings... he called me bad words.[/quote]
I wasn't lying, he did call me rather vulgar names. He gets slapped. See-to you competitive PvP players- don't be mean to those who prefer PvE please.
Be like Ydur He is the opposite of Rudy. He is nice to all players. Be like Ydur
End Scene
Nah. I'm just kidding. All of this did happen. However, I did kind of go to far with the whole getting him slapped thing... oh well. He kind of deserved it. No one should be insulted by the tone of the game they play! Only by the content of their inner character! I have a dream; that one day my four PvE friends shall play in peace with the other PvP people! Let Freedom Ring! From Every Mountainside!
#MakeCrucibleDankAgain
JK
#MakeDestiny-blam!-INGAwesome
Edit 1: Yay! Thanks for trending guys! My first ever trending post!
Edit 2: I never meant to put I won. I did indeed lose, however I was wrecking him at first. I had an 18-4 and went AFK and he killed me while I was gone. My apologies. The other match can't be viewed as I left mid game(as it kicked me for being AFK) Sorry to everyone!
Shoutout to everyone! Including you haters and those who called me out for posting false information! Notice that I didn't change the real story, I do like to show that I don't try to hide my flaws. Thanks guys! You all got me trending, so you guys gave me the[quote]attention that I was in desperate need of[/quote] Again, I'm so sorry that I posted falsely about my winning. I was wrecking then went AFK.
Edit 3: I knew I never said I won!
[quote]I request a rematch and he says yes. I -blam!-ing rekt him. I pulled out my fatebringer imago and my Ex Machina and I -blam!-ing shredded him to bits. At the end I say;[/quote]
Edit 4: Shoutout to SebVe for being so civil[unlike all you other dunces that refused to be calm(jkjk)]
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This post is one big cringe fest.
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Enjoyed it.
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Got cussed out from someone's mom because her son (who we were helping with KF) didn't understand when we said kill yourself that we meant to wipe. All in all it was an uncomfortable situation
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Edited by Samaritan Code: 12/6/2016 1:12:18 PMDo you mean the Rudy who shredded you twice? I hope you know how easy it is to click on your profile, hunter, and see that "Rudy" beat you in the first game and was shredding you in the second until one of you left before it ended.
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You writing a diary? [spoiler]12-8-16 Entry:???? I 1v1 a kid today[/spoiler]
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Except this didn't happen, and you hot destroyed
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So basically this is just two kids arguing about who is better at pvp.
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I like to lie to myself and live in a fantasy where i beat "kids" in pvp - OP
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[quote] I am a younger player of Destiny(I'm 14[/quote] Literally the only part of this I believed...
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Was it The Legend27 ?
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Which character?
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The kid got slapped I'm done! 😂 I would have laughed my ass off if i was there
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So basically what I read was a story about two jackasses that like to talk shit over xbox when in pvp and they 1v1ed eachother.
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As far as desperate cries for attention go 6/10
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what a bunch of garbage. stopped reading at "i'm 14 blah blah blah" ok get to the point.
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Here here to the younger players
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Jesus that is a big wall of garbage.
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Edited by StabbyOShanks: 12/6/2016 2:29:18 PMPosts like this are why we need to abolish the child labor laws. Off to the coal mine with you!
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0/10 🖓
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Nice bruh
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Winks with both eyes.. hahahaha im done
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We do need a danker Crucible.
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I once killed a Titan with a Vex Mythoclast. I was surprised as anyone. "The North remembers"
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I enjoyed it. It was an amusing little anecdote.
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You instigated an argument by messaging someone because they beat you. Then got beat again in 1v1 because your cool non meta guns didn't work. Grabbing heavy didn't work. Then asked for a rematch so you could switch to meta. And made up an alternate ending because this story sucks.