Random Made Up Story (not lore): [Z]: "Cayde, where have you sent our Guardian now?" [C]: "Oh hey Zavala! I didn't see you at the end of the hall there! I'm just going over here..." [Z]: "Cayde this is a serious matter, I have word that the Cabal are advancing on the perimeter of Rubicon, and I need a team to-- wait a minute, why is Variks here?" [C]: "Visiting. Invited him over to motivate the tower-dwellers with his... 'classic' quotes. Thought it'd be good for the old man to stretch his legs." [V]: "[i]You are of good health Lord Shaxx, I can smell it... When they try to kill you... you kill them back, yeeeess?"[/i] [S]: "Hey. Earn your honor if you want it from me." [C]: " See? He's already making new friends." [Z]: "What in the world made you think that this was a good idea?" [C]: "Oh I dunno... I come up with brilliant ideas from time to time." [E]: "[b]THE FOREIGN CREATURE SPEAKS..! We must NOT allow it's presence to falter our light![/b] [Z]: "This is your thought of a brilliant idea?" [C]: "Eris, before you blow the Tower up with your green muck, this here is Variks. He is a friend of ours, all the way from the reef. Go ahead! Say hi! He doesn't bite." [V]: "[i]Yes, I am no enemy, but I am a friend. A friend of Petra is a friend of mine...[/i] [E]: "[b]Oryx... still... lives...[/b]" [C]: "She keeps on about that doesn't she? It's like she didn't get the memo 6 months ago..." [Z]: "So... Variks... how exactly did you get here?" [V]: " [i]Ahh yes, Petra had kindly offered a lift. I like her ship. It is of a Kellbreaker's...[/i] [Z]: "Right... so you will be staying for a while?" [V]: "[i]I cannot leave my standing spot. Only for certain occasions. Now, I shall go... 'moe-tea-vate' others... [/i]" [S]: "If only the new breeds were as dedicated as that Fallen character, building upon teamwork rather than overextending to a third zone." [C]: "Well I'm glad that got sorted, now if you'll excuse me, I've got some--" [Z]: "Don't think your getting away that easily Cayde, you haven't answered my original question." [C]: "You asked me a question? You sure? I can't seem to remember that." [Z]: "WHERE THE HELL IS OUR GUARDIAN?" [C]: "Oh right right, sent him on an important mission--incredibly dangerous but I'm sure he will make good use out there. Kid's got guts I tell you, wasn't sure about it at first but he [u]insisted[/u] himself!" [Z]: "Do you expect me to believe that poor excuse?" [C]: "You expect me to take your question seriously?" [Z]: "No. Not in the slightest." [C]: "See? We're even. Let's just put our differences aside and forget about the whole thing. I've already forgotten what we were talking about anyway." [Z]: "CAYDE, WE NEED---" [R]: "--Can someone PLEASE explain why this inferior being is distracting me from my work?" [C]: "Woh easy there Rahool, don't be hating on our good friend Variks the Loyal yeah?" [V]: "[i]I am leaving this Tower. This Cryptarch you have is nothing but the cheapest I have seen. I offered my advice to dismantle mines and he gave a green pistol in return. Pah. No matter. He is not worthy to earn my respect, in fact he would be fit to be thrown in my Prison. Farewell Cayde, I enjoyed your presence at least...[/i]" [C]: "No problem Variks, send my regards to Petra... Way to be a 'Party Crasher' Rahool. [R]: "Cayde, I express this with the utmost importance, Cryptography requires the most concentration out of all jobs in the Tower. Please refrain from shoving your 'friends' in my face to interfere with my work." [C]: "Well pardon me Master Rahool, I didn't know your position meant so much! It must be so invigorating decrypting blue engrams every day. I only get to plan out tactical advancements and patrol routes. (whispering) Boring, I know." [Z]: "Enough you two. Get back to your stations. I will talk to you later Cayde. Now, Ikora, maybe you can help with this report on Cabal advancements..." [C]: "Jeez, rough crowd. I need a sit down after that... Oh look at that. A convenient couch. Don't mind if I do--" [S]: "--I AM the Crucible" [C]: "Uhh... yes, Shaxx, when haven't you been?" [S]: "Twilight Gap. Nothing could have prepared you for the onslaught of that tragedy." [C]: "I'd beg to differ... Not that you'd care to listen..." [S]: "You ran through the Crucible like it was a game, Cayde, that's why your stuck here with nothing but your deceased friend's job to fufill." [C]: "Same could be said about you, Shaxx..." [S]: "At least I encourage the practice of preparation and training, you are but a classic example of a sly bastard." [C]: "Says the guy who needs a helmet to hide his battle scars." [S]: "They were noble deeds that caused my scars. I remember the deaths of those who I lost. I face them every day. You do as well Cayde, I know you do." [C]: "Well I'm glad we have at least one thing in common. That's me done, nice having a chat, next time don't call me a bastard alright? Oh by the way your couch is really comfy. I might nap on it a bit later" [S]: "Yeah well whatever. Seeya." END [spoiler]This was just a random story I made. :) Hope you enjoyed! Thanks for reading[/spoiler] Edit: Wow trending? I can't believe you guys liked it so much! Thank you :D Edit 2: There is another one. Hope you enjoy \ https://www.bungie.net/en/Forums/Post/219082034?sort=0&page=0