Give them to me. I need a laugh. Heres a few: Roses are red The grass is greener Im thinking of you While touching my wiener Roses are red Onions make me cry Bite the pillow bitch Im going in dry Edit 1: 2 more poems! Roses are red Violets are blue No social media Who the f*ck are you? Roses are red Green like the grass Ill pull my pants down And put it in your ass