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Edited by Pizza Shibe:
10/1/2016 4:47:15 PM
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Help this dude is falling for me and it isn't mutual
Basically, I've been talking with this dude I met online, through tinder, and I thought I could deal with a "long distance" (1 1/2 hour away) relationship at the time, but now I'm kind of starting to realize how hard it is for me to deal with it, I want to keep myself open, and I want to tell him that I wanna stop talking to him, but I don't
Know how? So tell me, flood, how should I confess my dying feelings for this dude?
Edit: he told me about how he felt bad and I just nodded it off, he said we should stop flirting, I told him about my feelings, and badda boom it's over, -blam!- me my dudes
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4 Repliesdnt want relationship? why were you on tinder then? with long distance relations; unless you are quite devoted---> it never really works with out making it at least a part time close distance relationship (like you have to have some considerable time in person together or it pretty much wont work)
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Wear glasses in public from now on It's the perfect disguise
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1 ReplyDon't be gay
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13 RepliesEdited by SharkHorse: 9/30/2016 2:42:28 AMSimple, become a ghost 1) No cellphones 2) No credit cards, only pay cash 3) A dark, unrecognizable hat, with a light, unrecognizable jacket, (your outfit from now on, although you can lose the jacket for an equally plain shirt) 4) Don't go anywhere a bus doesn't 5) Contact with family should be minimal, from payphones or burners, and should be few and far between(never in the same town twice) 6) Name Change: something simple yet unsuspecting. Pizza Shibe> Priscilla Shaw. You are now Priscilla Shaw. No one should ever see you twice Priscilla, get moving before he does
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"Long distance relationship" "1 1/2 hours away"
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6 RepliesQuit being indecisive and marry him.
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Go straight.
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4 RepliesI'm sorry, I'm going to have to cite you for rule 30 of the internet, "there are no girls on the internet", and 29, "in the internet all girls are men and all kids are undercover FBI agents"
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1 Reply[quote]through grindr[/quote] *fixd
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6 RepliesWhy are you asking the flood this?
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2 RepliesEdited by M1Silencer: 9/30/2016 1:38:34 AM"Hey yo bro, I might be the world to you, but you're just a pebble to me. And I could never love a pebble. Catch you on the flipside broslice." And skateboard away with fingerguns pointing at him.
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1 ReplyI say just ride his face once and put him out of his misery. [spoiler]i always have the best ideas[/spoiler]
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4 RepliesWhen I read the title, I assumed that it was some homosexual guy falling for OP, who I assumed was a guy. [spoiler][u]TRIGGERED[/u][/spoiler] [spoiler]Don't hurt me, please.[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyShoulda just told him you used to have a penis. That would probably work
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-blam!-ing block him
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Just say my dick is bigger than yours.
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All you need to say is, "You're like a brother to me." Thirty bro will get the drift and stop horning in on you.
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Tell him about your dominant side
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Find sewer hole in the street. Open it. Stand on the other side of the street. Watch fall to you in the sewers.
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Just ask him if he eats the booty like groceries, if he says yes then thats a good man, if he says no then there ur excuse.
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I'm confused guy and guy guy and girl or inbetween?
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7 RepliesJust murder him.
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Tell him you're moving
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Demand that he slays a dragon to prove his love for u, then pray he dies in the process. Works every time
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3 RepliesSince when is an hour and a half long distance
