Aight boys, girls, mythical creatures, and everyone else. Lemme learn you some things about each sub class in this Rock Paper Lizard Spock game. Let's start with the arc classes. ARC- STRIKERS, The hunters of the Titan class. You can easily spot them strictly by the fact that, THEY'RE, ALWAYS, RUNNING. From what? Dunno. To where? Probably a quick easy shoulder charge/shotgun kill. These guys, will always kill you in a 1V1, and I'm not entirely convinced that corners weren't put in this game just so these guys couldn't get a real quick easy kill. STORMCALLER MORE LIKE, "Mr. Imma snipe you from spawn with my Palpatine melee" this guys put the shock in shocking, and the shocking in "Oh my God, it's Y1 Bladedancers all over again" BLADEDANCERS You ever wish you could just always have your sword in crucible? Then this is the class for you! While they aren't as scary as the OG ninja assassins they once were; they'll still make you feel like the unholy love child of Ezio and Superman. VOID- DEFENDERS Every time you see a Defender in the wild, an angel gets its wings. These guys will be running "No Back Up Plans" no exceptions. In most cases these guys are fairly balanced, nothing too crazy; until you play any game type with an objective. Then they start screaming. "WELCOME TO THE THUNDER-DOME BITCHES!" As they put they're thought to be 'meh' bubble on top of you, your friends, immediate and extended family, and proceed to do to you, what Andrew Jackson did to the Indians. VOIDWALKERS You wanna feel like Harry Potter? You ever think about destroying entire villages of orphans with the snap of your wrist? Well, now you can! These bags of douche, will melt you faster than Jet fuel on steel beams. And you'll be powerless to stop them. They WILL have the ram on, and will probably be as tanky as a Titan, but with a Hunter level stupid super. NIGHTSTALKER IF YOU PLAY THIS CLASS, YOU ARE EITHER A BANE UPON HUMANITY, OR AN ANGEL. In Destiny you will meet one of two kinds of Nightstalkers, the first (and most prevalent) is the "Wombo, Combo" you ever play a class and think, "this class would be perfect, IF I had another grenade that also slowed and blinded people? Well guess what, if you wear the Silver plated bones of the giant space Geckos, and you can smoke, grenade, smoke the easiest kill of your life. The other type of Nightstalker is the kind you'll only find in Strikes or raids; you'll know they're on your fire team when the side of your screen is a scrolling feed of the amount of orbs they have generated. SOLAR- SUNBREAKER You remember those giant turtle pricks from Super Mario? 'Corse you don't, you're twelve. Well, basically this class is them. They have hammers. That WILL explode as well as probably a team wipe. Basically imagine Thor, now replace the lighting with the fiery piss of everyone who ever fought pre nerf Sunbreaker. They will make the game look like the Hellish landscape of your standard college dorm, but on fire, as you so desperately pray to Vishnu that these lesser gods don't see you when you hear that "ting" that we all know. SUNSINGER You ever suck so bad at a shooter, that you didn't wanna play a shooter? Well now with Radiance you can play, Hot Potato with the souls of those lesser beings that thought that t-bagging your corpse was a good idea. As you rise back from whatever Hell you spawned from with a nice solar grenade for the entire enemy team as well as a win for your trials team. You bastard. GUNSLINGER Remember the golden gun from the old James Bond games? Course you don't you're twelve. (Wait? I already made that joke? Shoot.) Anyways, this class is basically "Try Hard" the class. With grenades that can scare the pants off Chuck Norris, and a melee that can light peasants on fire from a mile away. I bring you the giant flaming GG. When you pop Golden Gun, every single man, woman, and child becomes afraid of you. It doesn't matter if you are the almighty himself. YOU. WILL. DIE. As you pray to the Bungie gods that they don't make an exotic that gives the gunslinger more shots. TL;DR find your favorite (or most hated) class, and tell me what you think. Thinking of making another post like this, but about how to counter/play each class... stand by Here's the new post about Hunters!!! https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/213357589/0/0