[spoiler][b]I[/b] yee'd think it be the [b]R[/b] but any real sailor worth his salt knows the [b]C[/b] be his one true love[/spoiler]
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I saw this thread and immediately thought: [spoiler]i swear [i]to[/i] [i][u]FÙČKING[/u][/i] [b][i][u]GOD IF ITS THIS SHÏT AGAIN[/u][/i][/b][/spoiler]
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[spoiler] Here is a basic list of resources/hotlines that you can call if you are feeling suicidal, or are worried about someone who is. United States: 1-800-784-2433 (1-800-SUICIDE) United States (en Espanol): 1-800-SUICIDA United States-veterans 1-800-273-8255, Veterans Press 1 Europe Wide: 116 123 (free from any number) Australia: 13 11 14 Belgium: 02 649 95 55 Brasil: 141 Canada: Numbers vary by region. Deutschland: 0800 1110 111 Denmark: 70 20 12 01, www.livslinien.dk or Skrivdet.dk France: 01 40 09 15 22 Greece: 1018 or 801 801 99 99 Iceland: 1717 India: 91-44-2464005 0 or 022-27546669 Ireland: ROI - local rate: 1850 60 90 90 ROI - minicom: 1850 60 90 91 Israel: 1201 Italia: 800 86 00 22 Malta: 179 Japan 03-3264-4343 Netherlands: 0900 1130113 New Zealand: 0800 543 354 Nippon: 3 5286 9090 Norway: 815 33 300 Osterreich: 116 123 Serbia: 0800 300 303 or 021 6623 393; Online chat: http://www.centarsrce.org/index.php/kontakt South Africa: LifeLine 0861 322 322; Suicide Crisis Line 0800 567 567 Sverige: 020 22 00 60 Switzerland: 143 UK: 08457 90 90 90 or text 07725909090 or email jo@samaritans.org Uruguay: 7pm to 11 pm – Landlines 0800 84 83 (FREE) 2400 84 83 24/7 – Cell phone lines 095 738 483 *8483 Useful Websites Dutch - www.113online.nl Greece - http://www.suicide-help.gr/ International - http://www.befrienders.org/index.asp Spain - http://www.telefonodelaesperanza.org/ United States - http://www.suicide.org/suicide-hotlines.html Uruguay - www.ultimorecurso.com/uHere is a basic list of resources/hotlines that you can call if you are feeling suicidal, or are worried about someone who is. United States: 1-800-784-2433 (1-800-SUICIDE) United States (en Espanol): 1-800-SUICIDA United States-veterans 1-800-273-8255, Veterans Press 1 Europe Wide: 116 123 (free from any number) Australia: 13 11 14 Belgium: 02 649 95 55 Brasil: 141 Canada: Numbers vary by region. Deutschland: 0800 1110 111 Denmark: 70 20 12 01, www.livslinien.dk or Skrivdet.dk France: 01 40 09 15 22 Greece: 1018 or 801 801 99 99 Iceland: 1717 India: 91-44-2464005 0 or 022-27546669 Ireland: ROI - local rate: 1850 60 90 90 ROI - minicom: 1850 60 90 91 Israel: 1201 Italia: 800 86 00 22 Malta: 179 Japan 03-3264-4343 Netherlands: 0900 1130113 New Zealand: 0800 543 354 Nippon: 3 5286 9090 Norway: 815 33 300 Osterreich: 116 123 Serbia: 0800 300 303 or 021 6623 393; Online chat: http://www.centarsrce.org/index.php/kontakt South Africa: LifeLine 0861 322 322; Suicide Crisis Line 0800 567 567 Sverige: 020 22 00 60 Switzerland: 143 UK: 08457 90 90 90 or text 07725909090 or email jo@samaritans.org Uruguay: 7pm to 11 pm – Landlines 0800 84 83 (FREE) 2400 84 83 24/7 – Cell phone lines 095 738 483 *8483 Useful Websites Dutch - www.113online.nl Greece - http://www.suicide-help.gr/ International - http://www.befrienders.org/index.asp Spain - http://www.telefonodelaesperanza.org/ United States - http://www.suicide.org/suicide-hotlines.html Uruguay - www.ultimorecurso.com/uyy Here is a basic list of resources/hotlines that you can call if you are feeling suicidal, or are worried about someone who is. United States: 1-800-784-2433 (1-800-SUICIDE) United States (en Espanol): 1-800-SUICIDA United States-veterans 1-800-273-8255, Veterans Press 1 Europe Wide: 116 123 (free from any number) Australia: 13 11 14 Belgium: 02 649 95 55 Brasil: 141 Canada: Numbers vary by region. Deutschland: 0800 1110 111 Denmark: 70 20 12 01, www.livslinien.dk or Skrivdet.dk France: 01 40 09 15 22 Greece: 1018 or 801 801 99 99 Iceland: 1717 India: 91-44-2464005 0 or 022-27546669 Ireland: ROI - local rate: 1850 60 90 90 ROI - minicom: 1850 60 90 91 Israel: 1201 Italia: 800 86 00 22 Malta: 179 Japan 03-3264-4343 Netherlands: 0900 1130113 New Zealand: 0800 543 354 Nippon: 3 5286 9090 Norway: 815 33 300 Osterreich: 116 123 Serbia: 0800 300 303 or 021 6623 393; Online chat: http://www.centarsrce.org/index.php/kontakt South Africa: LifeLine 0861 322 322; Suicide Crisis Line 0800 567 567 Sverige: 020 22 00 60 Switzerland: 143 UK: 08457 90 90 90 or text 07725909090 or email jo@samaritans.org Uruguay: 7pm to 11 pm – Landlines 0800 84 83 (FREE) 2400 84 83 24/7 – Cell phone lines 095 738 483 *8483 Useful Websites Dutch - www.113online.nl Greece - http://www.suicide-help.gr/ International - http://www.befrienders.org/index.asp Spain - http://www.telefonodelaesperanza.org/ United States - http://www.suicide.org/suicide-hotlines.html Uruguay - www.ultimorecurso.com/uy [/spoiler]
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I thought it'd be b....for booty.
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Edited by murkypondwater: 8/30/2016 8:11:56 PMYou may think his favorite letter be R, and others may say his one true love be the C; but my favorite letter be U, matey.
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Edited by joibasta: 8/30/2016 6:23:24 PMRrrrrrr
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I’m ( ;͡° ;͜ʖ ;͡° ) and this is my ( ;͡° ;͜ʖ ;͡° ) shop. I work here with my old ( ͡°╭͜ʖ╮͡°) and my son, Big ( ;͡° ;͜ʖ ;͡° ) and in 69 years I’ve learned one thing. You never know what when Dat Boi is gonna come through that door.
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You've got mail!
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[b]B[/b] for [b]Booty[/b] [spoiler]pirates are àss men.[/spoiler]
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What do a pirate and a pimp have in common? [spoiler]They both walk around with a limp saying yo ho, yo ho.[/spoiler]
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X because that's where the treasure is at [Spoiler]pls give me directions[/spoiler]
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Have you heard of the band Alestorm? It's pirate metal. Not screamy metal either (until their most recent album). Give that a listen.
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Dismantle pirate letters, yes?
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[b]B[/b] for [b]Booty[/b]
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Drinking rum at 8am doesn't make me an alcoholic; it makes me a pirate.
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Edited by Sturm with no Drang: 8/29/2016 11:12:54 PMObviously, ye scallywags know not of the finer etiquettes of pirating. It is X and that be that. Now, where be Jack? His feeding time be coming about us soon. [spoiler]Admit it, you read that word for word in Captain Barbosa's voice.[/spoiler]
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S for scurvy
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O.o[spoiler]someone has finally surpassed me in puns[/spoiler]
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Damn, you got me there.
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It's W, obviously.
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B for booty
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It also prevents te Scurvy.
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Bump for later
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Not bad.
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(Chorus) Weigh-hay and up she rises Weigh-hay and up she rises Weigh-hay and up she rises Early in the morning! What will we do with a drunken sailor, What will we do with a drunken sailor, What will we do with a drunken sailor, Early in the morning? (Chorus) Put 'em in the scuppers with a hose pipe on him, Put 'em in the scuppers with a hose pipe on him, Put 'em in the scuppers with a hose pipe on him, Early in the morning! (Chorus) Put him in the brig until he's sober, Put him in the brig until he's sober, Put him in the brig until he's sober, Early in the morning!