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Edited by Sirspam:
8/26/2016 5:26:29 PM
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Am Locked out of my house AMA
At least I have Wifi
Update 1: So far I've managed to get into my back garden, so thats nice I quess
Update 2: my neighbour is a lock smith and he said he will try to get my door open. right now he is getting his tools and crap
Update 3: just had a crap in my garden.... I really needed the toilet :(
Update 4: my neighbour finally got my door open! So yea, you can all go away now
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#Offtopic
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You've got mail!
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When I was 9 I was locked out and forgot my keys so I climbed to one of the windows that was the third floor and climbed through. The neighbors called my parents and thought I was breaking in.
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6 RepliesJust use a breach charge
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The fact that you took a dump in your back garden is enough to restore my faith in humanity
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1 ReplyWhy didn't you just ask your neighbor if you could use the bathroom in his house? Does he even have a house? Is he some whimsical hermit? I have so many questions.
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Cool story bro
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Edited by Legion: 8/27/2016 1:39:57 AMDid you drag your ass on the ground to wipe?
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Why not ask your neighbor to use his bathroom?
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What's your middle name?
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Hell..... Break a small window!
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Credit card trick woulda saved you kiddo.
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Did your neighbor watch you crap in the garden? Did they bring you shitter paper or did you use lettuce?
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I don't believe one second of this.
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1 ReplyHow did you wipe? Actually.... no don't answer...
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dangernudleGaming - old
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gg dood
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Edited by SilenceBrand: 8/26/2016 8:14:41 PMPrepare for surprise but sex
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You should learn how to pick locks so you don't have to be stuck in this position again.
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3 RepliesY tho
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3 RepliesHave you tried finding a way to get in without breaking anything? Like that ID trick to open the door?
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3 RepliesYou should snoop through the bushes and peak through the windows.
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2 RepliesGood work.
