So I have been recently introduced to a hilarious Twitter Account I think offtopic would appreciate. It is called "Nihilist Arby's" and... it is hard to describe, so let my just show it to you. Here are some of their posts.[spoiler]Warning, this is very funny, but could also be seen as offensive to some people, as the author is a nihilist. Be warned.[/spoiler]
The Olympics have ended, and soon all these beautiful, world class athletes will go back to pumping gas.
Every dream dies.
Eat Arbys
Dems and republicans have their differences but one thing brings us all together: everyone dies alone & is quickly forgotten
Eat Arbys
Seatbelts are for pussies. God is for cowards. Death is forever. Drugs are for numbing yourself to the horror of eternity
Arbys is for lunch
On this Sunday let's thank the heavens for Arbys: a place for revolting dipshits like you to creep towards death in a cruel godless universe
Remember: there's always someone younger faster & smarter than you so you may as well do a few more lines of coke & keep crying
Enjoy Arbys
-blam!- babies. They're stupid and weak.
Enjoy Arbys
Arbys was extremely inspired by melania's RNC speech last night.
Arbys: eat fresh
As the world crumbles to black ash why not wash down those pills w gin & head down to Arbys to piss away your last few moments of existence?
If you eat at arbys, every single member of ISIS will someday die. So will you and everyone you've ever loved.
Enjoy Arbys.
What the -blam!- is Europe and who gives a shit?
Enjoy Arbys.
How is Arbys like the senate?
There are a bunch of useless old people scattered around on our floor just waiting to die too.
Eat Arbys.
[url=https://twitter.com/nihilist_arbys/status/766450838784974848]Twitter account[/url]
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#Offtopic
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Link...
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Bump for cheerful tweets...
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I'd give this a bump but you didn't link it. aw crap... this counts as a bump.
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That is hilarious. XD
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Love it. Been following for a few months now.
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Well. He must be a very interesting person
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Known them for awhile now, absolutely hilarious. =}
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You forgot [quote][spoiler]a wild gringo has appeared [/spoiler][/quote]
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I do enjoy Arbys... [spoiler]Pesky Bee[/spoiler]
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This is the best twitter account to ever exist
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Dude, that just made my day.
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Dank m e m e s melt steel beams Microwave it
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LOL This is from their official Twitter?
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Was I the only one who didn't find these funny?
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Holy shit.. Where do we get this guy the presidency?
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Edited by Joyaboi: 8/24/2016 9:16:01 PM
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Some funny others eh....
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Is the author actually a nihilist?
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Inb4ban
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So nihilism is basically the term "too real" put into an ideology?
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Inb4 offended people
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I cannot support this enough