[quote][b][i][u]GIVE THAT MEAT A GOOD OL RUB[/u][/i][/b][/quote]

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Hot and spicy

Will you give your meat a good ole rub?

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This is now an Emma Lahana thread

What a perv!

I bet he banged his co-worker once.

The Rain that Hammered like Touching Sloths A Short Story by Ayy Lmao Ainsley Harriot looked at the phalic Doritos in his hands and felt turned on. He walked over to the window and reflected on his dim surroundings. He had always loved moist Ainsley's Shed with its leaking lubrication oil. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel turned on. Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Fidiler Von touchme. Fidiler was a wet Magikarp with a moist ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and scrawny arms. Ainsley masterb8ed vigorously. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a dank, strong, Mountain Dew drinker with a mighty ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and hardened arms. His friends saw him as a long, gorgeous ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). Once, he had even helped a young boy find his penis. But not even a dank person who had once helped a young boy find his penis, was prepared for what Fidiler had in store today. The Rain hammered like touching sloths, making Ainsley lonely. As Ainsley stepped outside and Fidiler came closer, he could see the mad glint in his eye. Fidiler glared with all the wrath of 6230 insane Koloa. He said, in hushed tones, "I hate you and I want Dank Memes." Ainsley looked back, even more lonely and still stroking the phalic Doritos. "Fidiler, give ya meat a good ol' rub," he replied. They looked at each other with excited feelings, like two fancy, faint fish feeling at a very meh porch day party, which had reggae music playing in the background and two shifty uncles stroking to the beat. Suddenly, Fidiler lunged forward and tried to punch Ainsley in the face. Quickly, Ainsley grabbed the phalic Doritos and brought it down on Fidiler's skull. Fidiler's moist ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) trembled and his dirty arms wobbled. He looked angry, his emotions raw. Suddenly Fidiler saw the quickest Quickscoping sniper rifle in the corner of his eye. He stumbled over to it and grabbed it. Fidiler was no trickshot master and tried to hardscope Ainsley. He landed a K.O on Ainsley. However Lord Gaben would not have such a skrubby death for Ainsely. By the power of Steam Sales Ainsely was given life. Ainsley picked up his prized knife and 360 tomahawked Fidiler. Then he let out an agonising groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later Fidiler Von touchme was dead. Ainsley Harriot went back inside and made himself a nice drink of Mountain Dew. THE END [spoiler]curtesy of http://www.plot-generator.org.uk/story/ [/spoiler]

If you were to see one thing in this thread, let it be this.

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