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6/4/2016 3:07:25 AM
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Here's a little story for you, Offtopic. Last night was what we call "Senior Grad Night" for my high school. A bunch of Seniors show up to school at 8:00 at night, get in a big bus, and drive all the way to 6 Flags Magic Mountain. I had a lot of friends and people I knew going, so overall, I had a great time. But there was one incident of complete utter bullshit that I feel obliged to share with you. The park was packed, despite it being literally midnight. My first ride was X2, which ha about an hour long wait. Then, me and my group of friends travelled cross-park to Batman: The Ride, which had a blissfully short wait time. Then for whatever reason, we decide to go [i]back[/i] across the park to Tatsu, which is an all-uphill walk. The line for Tatsu was a whopping [b]2 hours long[/b]. Keep in mind, at this point, it's like 2 in the morning, and we've been surviving off of Red Bull, 5 Hour Energy, and cheap fair concessions: all except for me, who managed to keep going off of a natural high. So it's late. We're tired. We reach the end of the slowest line in existence (they only had one car running, for no god damn reason at all, as we found out). We file into the coaster to take our seats. This is where it all went to shit for me. I go to my seat, but the party in front of me had one extra person I didn't see. No seat=no ride. So I turn to get back in line, but, oh wait, they already closed the gate, and wouldn't open it up again for me. So, being a 6'3" high school athlete, I hop the fence [i]to get back into line[/i] and away from the roller coaster [b]which could kill me if I stayed near it.[/b] Obviously, getting away from an immensely danger is against park rules, and I was kicked off the ride. Literally escorted out by two employees. The moral of this story: if you see a ride operator named Amar at Magic Mountain, he's a bag of dicks. TL;DR: Magic Mountain would rather have you stand in front of a moving roller coaster than hop a three door fence to safety.

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