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3/19/2016 3:37:48 AM
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Things the minions of darkness complain about
"It's stupid how burn damage can give away your location!"
~Aluk-Hul
"They shouldn't be able to see us when we're invisible!"
~The Silent Fang
"Bungie, fix your servers! I'm tired of seeing vex teleporting all over the place!"
~A Cabal Centurion
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1 ReplyHmmm. Ex-press ele-va-tor. Sure! Why not? *Presses down* Ahhhhghgg -blam!-!!!!! - Elevator Cabal
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3 RepliesEdited by Blurry Phlip: 3/23/2016 5:03:05 AM"Think it will be funny if I throw this warsat at them?" ~Rasputin
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"Dismantle mines, yessss? Damn. Still nothing. How does Variks do this!?" ~Vandal
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2 Replies"I matchmake in, and always end up 6v1. And no matter how many times I kill those f*ckers, they just show up again a couple seconds later. Then, once I die, they run over to me and teabag me. Like, seriously?" -Golgoroth
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The pay sucks and we still have to eat from the floor - Thrall.
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4 RepliesEdited by DeadlyMenace: 3/20/2016 10:25:25 AM"Why do they just run past me? :( " -protector of the will
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2 Replies"I'M SICK TO DEATH OF -blam!-ING LAGSWITCHERS!" ~ Crota
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1 Reply"Yea it's -blam!-ing crazy! They have literally been staring at this cave entrance for days. They're just sat on a bloody rock!"
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2 RepliesDreg 1 to Dreg 2 - "I'm telling you, I parked them right here!"
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1 Reply"They might kill me now, but but at least I can keep them from reaching 320" -Oryx
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Edited by Savathûn: 3/23/2016 9:08:47 AM"Anuk, Halak, do you want help with the Guardians up there?" "NO DAD. WE'VE GOT IT. IT'S FINE! THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT COUNTERCLOCKWISE MEANS. JUST BUTT OUT FOR ONCE." "You don't need to take a disrespectful tone with your father, young ladies. I'm the Taken King of this dreadnau-" *Oryx is drowned out by the deathsinger's dirge, accompanied by raucous guitar-riffs and drumming, as well as a great deal of gunfire. He sighs, shakes out his newspaper, and returns to reading, a small crease of irritation between his brows, mouth turned down in a barely apparent frown of hurt.* "It seems like just yesterday, they were my little larvae. My little grubs. Now they're always inviting strangers over and listening to that godawful metal crap." *Oryx cocks his head and raises his brow, as if to say "what are you gonna do?", as above, six very frustrated squeakers wipe for the third time that day.*
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Can you carry me? Dregs to skolas.
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*crota walks into room* Oh hello, I saw you waving. Just came over to hear you say wipe.
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"[i]this is an OHS violation. If this don't get fixed, I'm going to the union[/i]" ~elevator Cabal
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"Touch of Malice is too OP please nerf!" ~Light Eater Ogre.
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2 Repliesnerf fusion rifles !?!?!
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"WHY THRALL? I NEED SOLDIERS!" - Golgoroth
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2 RepliesWHERE THE F*** IS THIS HUNTER -Crota, Son of Oryx
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"We were just sitting in our prison cell and they started shooting us!!!"
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5 RepliesEdited by xSinicle: 3/20/2016 11:02:11 AMLol hey guys...wait where you going? COMEBACK! - Protector of the Will
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2 Replies"Bong" -Oracle
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"Why do guardians think Gjallahorn is the best rocket launcher ever made? I eat Gjallahorn rounds for breakfast, and sometimes for lunch. The wolfpack rounds are an inbetween snack. The only issue is the insane amount of indegestion they give me." - Randal the Vandal
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Best post in a long while. +100 op
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Only pussies use me- thorn
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I've moved on to greater, more extreme things than being solo'd by GamingRhythm0619 as a lvl 24 vanilla destiny. -Archon Priest from that Venus strike
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Edited by sunlightchicken: 3/23/2016 5:40:08 AMLol the centurion was probobly also thinking when he saw his men teleport for the first time VEX!
