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Edited by Blue Rider:
2/13/2016 3:44:15 AM
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How do I smash this girl?
She might like me but I'm not sure. She'll do a lot of flirty shit in school and often tries to get my attention. There's still a doubt in the back of my head that she doesn't like me that way tho because she's just a friendly person in general. How do I ask her if she likes me without the risk of ruining our friendship in the process? I'm also running out of time so if I don't act soon imma lose my chance.
Edit: I'm done changing titles. I might do it just one more time to attract a few more people
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Use toast/envelope. Works every time
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8 RepliesEither Tap-A or use the C-stick [spoiler]God, these noobs today not even knowing how to smash...[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesEdited by Wryyymoved: 2/14/2016 3:47:02 AM[b] [/b]
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R+A > Dthrow > Foward > Jump > Dair > LCancel > Jump > Djump > UpAir.
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1 ReplyTip #1: Don't come to offtopic asking for advice on how to get laid. [spoiler]That's really all i got.[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesShow her a video of your pull out game
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1 ReplyShow her this [spoiler]. / ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ＿ノ ヽ ノ ＼＿ /` `/ ⌒Ｙ⌒ Ｙ ヽ ( (三ヽ人 / | | ﾉ⌒＼ ￣￣ヽ ノ ヽ＿＿＿＞､＿＿_／ ｜( 王 ﾉ〈 /ﾐ`ー―彡ヽ / ヽ_／ [/spoiler]
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Just keep swinging the bat.
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7 RepliesLook For the Lower Case 'L' And You Will Be Kissed Tomorrow: LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLlLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLL *Now Look For The Q And Your Wish Will Come True: ... ... ... ... ... OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOQOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO O.. .OOOOOOOO *This Is Really Hard, Now Find The 'N': MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMM *Now Find The Mistake: ABCDEFGHIJKLNMOPQRSTUVWQYZ *Something You Really Want, After the countdown!!!!! 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Now Close Your Eyes And Make A Wish! ;*;*;*;*;*;* Now Paste This On 9 pages And Your Wish Will Come True! Hurry, You Have 20 minutes! Or What You Wished For Will Be The Opposite
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23 RepliesAsk her if she wants a kiss, and have a Hershey's kiss just in case
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1 ReplySend her a invite on Smash bros
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Take a big hammer...
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2 RepliesEdited by Pesky Moth: 2/14/2016 1:54:19 PM1.) say out loud "Hulk" 2.) then shout "[b]SMASH[/b]" 3.) use both fists in a downward motion to smash her If you accidentally say "It's clobbering time!" Then you've messed up
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Look up wombo combo on YouTube, that will help
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4 RepliesWell there are 3 smashes: Up+A, side+A, and Down+A If the map is horizontally small or there are no platforms on the edges of the map, you should probably go with side+A If the map is vertically small or she is coming in for a landing, go with up+A If she is jumping up from underneath you or you have enemies on multiple sides of you, down+A That's how you smash
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Drop a piano on her from above
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1 Reply[quote]How do I smash this girl[/quote] With a hammer, obviously.
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Ok follow these steps 1. Walk up to her and do the normal shit 2. Before you guys walk away from each other ask her out on a date but don't call it a date, just say like "do you wanna see dead pool later" She'll most likely say yes since you guys flirt all the time but just make sure it's something she likes 3. If she's into weed or alcohol this will be 10x easier (what I mean is on the "date" bring the stuff with you and if she's down you'll probably smash right there, if not you'll have to go down the path of girlfriend) 4. She accepted the first date so just keep up with some more interesting date, not too close together but not too far apart, to keep that lingering feeling of suspension 5. Eventually using step 4 she'll become your girlfriend and we all know what that leads to (insert Lenny)
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Up, B
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1 ReplyEdited by Azraels Sorrow: 2/14/2016 2:37:05 PMWhat the -blam!- is smash because you sound like a woman beater? If it means kiss then you should stop using childish terms like smash.
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[i]* Loads TX-130 Saber-Tank lazer round*[/i] You are a disgusting pig and give all men a bad reputation for only wanting a girl for sex. Muted and reportedm
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1 Reply2 in the pink, 1 in the stink That's all the advice you will ever need
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2 RepliesTell them this destiny pick up line Are you a thorn..... Cuz you just rose my k.d
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1 Reply[b]1)[/b] Man up, take her apart and tell her you like her. Or [b]2)[/b] Ask her if she wants to hang out some time. If she agrees, pick her up, do all that cheesy date stuff, drop her back off and tell her you enjoyed tonight and all that. If she kisses you, chances are high she likes you too. Or [b]3)[/b] Add her on any social media site with a proper chat function and just start talking about random or every day stuff and see what comes from that.
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5 RepliesDown B
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1 ReplyIf you wanna smash her, then get a sledge hammer and smash her on the skull... she'll be smashed then.
