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Edited by Treebeard:
1/19/2016 5:17:30 PM
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I sexually Identify as a Supermarine Spitfire
I sexually Identify as a Supermarine Spitfire. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over England dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting Krauts. People say to me that a person being a WWII fighter plane is Impossible and I'm -blam!-ing retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install Browning .303 machine guns, a Rolls-Royce Merlin 45 engine and a lightweight monocoque chassis on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Spitfire MH434" and respect my right to kill Krauts. If you can't accept me you're a planephobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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6 RepliesEdited by Recon Number 54: 1/19/2016 5:24:46 PMGreat curves. Classic beauty. I can't say that I blame you, PS: +5 for proper use of "monocoque" in a sentence.
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I sexually identify as a desticle
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2 RepliesI sexually identify as you What's your bank account number?
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3 RepliesPff big deal!
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6 RepliesI sexually identify as a Panzerkampfwagen IV.
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Edited by Unknown: 1/20/2016 10:38:33 PMI sexually identify as a car. Transformer times
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I sexually identify as a potato. You heard of otherkin, well I'm a -blam!-ing potatokin bitch
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1 ReplyI sexually identify as a ginger nut
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He actually took this from a video of a man claiming he wanted to be an apache helicopter. He used almost his exact wording. But don't let that stop you from being who you really are.
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1 ReplyAs a P-51-F Mustang, I've felt some of the same discrimination you may have. I know what it's like to not be approved at parties and social events. [i]"Uberfonzie, you need to stop making that buzzing noise!" "Uberfonzie, quit trying to shoot down the neighbors Volkswagen!" "Uberfonzie, you can't fly! Stop trying!"[/i] Blatant privilege of those with mainstream identifications.
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I sexually indentify as an ME-262
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Edited by therealDaria: 1/20/2016 4:04:36 PMI sexually identify as a rare pink power ranger Pepe.
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I sexually identify as all the seasons of Power Rangers on blu-ray
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1 Reply[i] *puts on an antic disposition* [/i] I sexually identify as Senpai.
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I sexually identify as an attack helicopter
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3 RepliesYou should change your name to Spitfire, and whatever those numbers/letters were after that.
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7 RepliesEdited by Soviet soldier: 1/19/2016 8:56:53 PMFIGHT ME
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1 Reply#spitfiremasterrace #Hurricaneisnt
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>Came expecting Emperor's Legion. >Disappoint.
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3 RepliesNo, you sexually identify as heap of metal on fire.
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1 ReplyEdited by albinomachina: 1/20/2016 4:32:59 AMIs it weird I was watching a documentary on WW1 aircraft today and I thought the Fokker D.V Albatross was one of the sexiest things I had ever seen in my life?
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3 Replies>not BRRRRRRRT
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Hmm the most munevarable plane of WWII i like it
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Bravo, now you're one step above the special snowflakes of OffTopic.
