[quote]You are Nate, the ambiguously aged 13-15 year old boy from Aspertia City. Today, you and your lovely [psychotic] girlfriend Rosa are heading to- Out of nowhere, two malevolent looking bruisers come up to you. Quickly, relentlessly, and lacking mercy, they grab Rosa before she can independently defend herself, with their brute force, they slam her into the ground. "N-Nate, help!" she squeaks out with the last of her breat. They crack their fists, and run up to you. For absolutely no reason, disregarding the concept of fun and games and good sportsmanship, each bruiser begins pounding on you brutally, causing blood to escape your nose, completely rendering your face to a disfigured state. They both chant in a pattern as they obnoxiously beat you up, fists like hammers pounding you into the grass. "SCRAFTY WON." "QWILFISH WON." "SCRAFTY WON." "QWILFISH WON." "SCRAFTY WON." "QWILFISH WON." The fists hit hard into your sides, with tears, you wonder why, how could anyone do this to you so randomly? So out of the blue? Your vision begins to get fuzzy, you let out one final cutesy cry in an attempt to get help. "I don't even get the context of this!~" No help comes.[/quote]

There was this one time at band camp.......