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7/20/2015 11:13:10 AM
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If You Follow The multiverse Theory...

It is a guarantee that there is a universe that has a Walmart that sells exclusively Space Jam. Just imagine that... and how awesome that would be. I, for one, would love to open up my own store that sells exclusively Space jam. I would buy my own space in a strip mall and line the walls and put display cases filled only with Space Jam. In this store I would always deny service to every customer in a passive aggressive manner, and or confuse the shit out of them. Customer: I would like to rent a copy of Space Jam. Me: Hmmmmm, we're actually out. Customer: But there are literally hundreds of copies in the store. Me: Those are display copies. Customer: I just opened three of them. They all had Space Jam discs inside. Me: I know. Are you going to rent a copy? Customer: YES! I would like to rent a copy! Me: Well, the problem with that, is that we don't have any in stock right now... Customer: WE JUST WENT OVER THIS! Me: Yes, and I told you that there would be a delivery truck arriving at noon. Customer: NO YOU DID NOT! Me: Yee. Customer: How are you even in business?! Me: Because I'm constantly selling copies of Space Jam. Customer: You said you don't even have any copies! Me: What do you mean, there are like three behind you. Customer: *Shoots self*
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  • Edited by Fury: 8/18/2015 6:27:42 PM
    [b][i][u]COME ON AND SLAM AND WELCOME TO THE JAM[/u][/i][/b]

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  • There is a mulitiverse where bush did 9_11

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    • Think about this. Because this kind of blows my mind. There could be another universe out there that's exactly the same as this one, the only difference being that you (specifically you, not everyone) have one less hair on your head than you do in this universe. Maybe there's another where you have two less. Maybe there's one where the bubble bath you had when you were three had one less bubble in it than it did in this one.

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      • Is that the one where every time something happens or a decision is made, an alternate universe is created for the opposite outcome?

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        • Speaking of Space Jam

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        • You win

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        • Hi

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        • Necrobump

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        • Of course!! It guarantees that there will be a universe where there is a guarantee of a god... Or something stranger...

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        • My day just became brighter

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        • Initiate Thread CPR!

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        • There is a multiverse where I lose my virginity at 8 years old?

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          • Hahaha

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          • You disappoint me

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            • *stealing this idea*

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            • Fgt

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            • Yall ready for this Da na NA Na n na n na n na na

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            • Now I have to go watch space jam.

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            • Anything that can happen will happen.

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            • Everybody get up, it's time to slam now We got a real jam goin' down Welcome to the Space Jam Here's your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam, alright Come on and slam and welcome to the jam Come on and slam, if you wanna jam Hey you, watchagonna do Hey you, watcha gonna do Hey you, watcha gonna do Hey you, watcha gonna do Party people in the house, let's go It's your boy, 'Jayski' a'ight so Pass that thing and watch me flex Behind my back, you know what's next To the jam, all in your face Wassup, just feel the bass Drop it, rock it, down the room Shake it, quake it, space Kaboom Just work that body, work that body Make sure you don't hurt no body Get wild and lose your mind Take this thing into over-time Hey DJ, turn it up New CD, goin' burn it up C'mon y'all get on the floor So hey, let's go a'ight Everybody get up, it's time to slam now We got a real jam goin' down Welcome to the Space Jam Here's your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam, alright Wave your hands in the air if you feel fine We're gonna take it into overtime Welcome to the Space Jam Here's your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam, alright C'mon it's time to get hype say, "Whoop, there it is" C'mon all the fellas say, "Whoop, there it is" C'mon one time for the ladies say, "Whoop, there it is" Now all the fellas say, "Whoop, there it is" C'mon and run, baby run C'mon, C'mon, do it, run baby run Yeah, you want a hoop, so shoot, baby shoot Yeah, it's time to hook, so shoot, baby shoot C'mon and slam, and welcome to the jam C'mon and slam, if you wanna jam C'mon and slam, and welcome to the jam C'mon and slam, if you wanna jam Slam, Bam, thank you ma'am Get on the floor and jam If you see me on the microphone Girl, you got me in a zone C'mon, c'mon and start the game Break it down, tell me your name We the team, I'm the coach Let's dance all night from coast to coast Just slide, from left to right Just slide, yourself enlight You see me, drop the base 3-1-1 all in your face Jam on it, let's have some fun Jam on it, one on one You run the, "O" and I run the "D" So c'mon baby just jam for me Everybody get up, it's time to slam now We got a real jam goin' down Welcome to the Space Jam Here's your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam, alright Wave your hands in the air if you feel fine We're gonna take it into overtime Welcome to the Space Jam Here's your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam, alright Hey ladie, yeah Y'all ready stop? No Y'all wanna know why? Why? 'Cuz it's a Slam Jam Fellas, yeah Y'all ready to stop, no Y'all wanna know why? Why? It's time to Slam Jam Everybody get up, it's time to slam now We got a real jam goin' down Welcome to the Space Jam Here's your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam, alright Wave your hands in the air if you feel fine We're gonna take it into overtime Welcome to the Space Jam Here's your chance, do your dance at the Space Jam, alright C'mon, everybody say, "Nah nah nah nah nah" C'mon, C'mon let me hear you say, "Hey ey ey O" C'mon, C'mon everybody, "Nah nah nah nah nah" Just take the time to say "Hey ey ey O" Check it out, check it out, y'all ready for this? You know it Nah, y'all ain't ready, y'all ready for this? You know it C'mon check it out, y'all ready to jam? You know it Nah, I, I don't think so, y'all ready to jam? You know it C'mon

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              • Lol that was great. On a serious note I honestly don't think there really are multiverses but rather large sections of the Omniverse.

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                • Edited by Bluefoxx3: 7/21/2015 9:29:53 AM
                  Actually it would work the other way around because of the Many Worlds Theory in which one decision made instantly creates another universe in which you made the opposite decision. This universe, you chose to buy/rent Space Jam, so you instantaneously created another universe in which you didn't buy/rent Space Jam. Now opening your own store is part of the Multiverse Theory, you opened your own store that sells Space Jam, but in another universe you opened a store that doesn't sell Space Jam. The cycle of the Many Worlds Theory starts when someone decides to go to your store to buy Space Jam, but they don't know you sell it, it creates a new universe in which they decided not to go to your store to buy Space Jam even though they know you sell it.

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                  • But if there are infinite universes, that means there would be a universe in which they destroyed all universes

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                    • Damn str8

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                    • Mind blown, head exploded, and Jordan just dunked a basketball down my open neck hole. I need to find a phone booth and go on an excellent adventure to this multiverse and live there

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