Post punny puns. I'll start:
Did you hear that joke about butter?
Everyone is spreading it.
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#whalepuns
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I tried to catch fog. I mist. How does Moses make his coffee? Hebrews it. I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me... I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words. Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations. I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me. How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it. When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
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Well I guess Obama nails his ohana if u know what I mean ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Why did the cheese grater love his job? [spoiler]because it was "grate"[/spoiler] [spoiler]now isnt that a cheesy joke[/spoiler]
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Here's one
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Edited by Greatness: 4/16/2015 10:10:26 AMWhy do golfers wear two socks?[spoiler]In case they get a hole in one![/spoiler] ---------------------------------------------------
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My neighbor knocked over my mailbox, so I threw sodium chloride at him. The police charged me with a salt.
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Puncake
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Dam u str8 babygurl
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I have a job crushing soda cans... It's so da pressing:D
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I prisoners favourite punctation is a period because it marks the end of his sentence
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I put puns on a piece of paper. Everyone said they were tearable...
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My teacher gave us an extension to finish our debate homework. It was on our debate second speech extensions. It was an extension on our extensions.
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Edited by doctor: 4/10/2015 9:49:56 PM
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whenever someone mentions Gun Control, everyone gets fired up about it.
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[b] [/b]
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Edited by Rom: 4/10/2015 10:26:35 AM[i] [/i]