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Edited by Lake Flaccid:
2/8/2015 4:32:04 AM
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BEST DESTINY JOKES
I wanna hear all your guys best destiny jokes
EXAMPLE: I'd tell you a joke about destiny but it's in the next dlc
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Why was Skolas on the ground? Because he Fallen.
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Why does zavala hate anime.... Because Attack On Titans.
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There's this good joke about Gjalla...never mind you won't get it
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Edited by Skakul: 5/12/2015 11:53:28 PMA wise owl is flying, and he sees three different animals, all very young, crying. There's a duck, a rabbit, and a tortoise. He flies down and asks "Why are you crying?" "Our parents died before they could tell us what animal we are." The wise owl said, "Fear not, I'll tell ye what you are." He looks at the duck. "You got webbed feet, wings, and a bill. You look like a duck, quack like one, you're a duck, buddy." He moves to the rabbit. "You got strong legs, buck teeth, and big ol' ears. You're probably a rabbit." Finally, he moves to the tortoise. "Well, you're the slowest thing I've ever seen, and you rely on your armor to live. You're a Titan."
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3 RepliesWhy do hunters not like scissors? Cause they are made of paper. S1K J0K3
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3 RepliesWhy is it called the high servitor [spoiler]dregs[/spoiler]
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3 Replieskid told me this the other day... i walked right into it... i was commenting on my wife coming home from work... kid: oh youre married? me: yup almost 7 years... kid: hey you know how everyone has that one gun " the last word"? me: i dont have the last word... sad face kid: yeah... cuz youre married! i face palmed and almost died laughing
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I have a story to tell but you wouldn't believe I was telling the "TRUTH"
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2 RepliesWhat do you call a horny ghost? [spoiler]Hardlight :)[/spoiler]
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When Smoggypluto enters the room.... [spoiler]Everyone drops their crap.[/spoiler]
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2 Replies*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Glo." "Glowhoo?"
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4 RepliesYo Mama Is So Fat [spoiler]when she put on chatter white[/spoiler] [spoiler]guardians mistaked her as the traveler[/spoiler]
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Why is the queen always tired[spoiler]shes awoken [/spoiler]
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1 ReplyI had a really good Destiny joke... [spoiler]But I Phogoth it![/spoiler]
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'Knock Knock' 'Door's open, dumbass' |-_-|
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1 ReplyEdited by checkawitz: 4/14/2015 8:26:57 PMThis gun (insert gun name here) is to OP
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1 ReplyYo mamma so stupid she asked to be revived in hard mode raid
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4 RepliesWhy do females make better guardians? [spoiler]They can bleed for a week and won't die[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyHow do you know if the Queen is not sleeping? [spoiler]Cause she's awoken[/spoiler]
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4 RepliesSomeone reply to this so I can come back later!
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Edited by Jamal the Thrall: 5/12/2015 11:48:37 PM
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3 RepliesHouse of wolves coming this March!
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Who makes Cabal armor? Tony Sta'ark
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I've FALLEN out of my bed. Ha...ha...ha
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1 ReplyWhy did the Titans eyes hurt? [spoiler]Because he couldn't blink.[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyIm in love with the Archon I guess you could say I've [b]fallen[/b] in love
