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1/30/2015 5:11:52 AM
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So I'm with my wife...
And we were talking about random things and it somehow ended up to being about what game to play, she said Halo and then I replied Halo 3: ODST? She asked me what it stood for and I almost immediately replied a Orbital Drop Shock Trooper...she then asked me when her birthday was and I completely forgot..She has this look of a killer on her face, what do I do lmao?
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1 ReplyMy future wife's in trouble cuz I barely remember my own birthday let alone anyone else's
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1 ReplyThe fact that you suggested ODST is enough to warrant your murder
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1 ReplyOuch. Get in fettle position
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1 ReplyMarries a woman who you want to spend your life with [spoiler]maybe[/spoiler] Can't remember birthday Life
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3 RepliesHow do you people not remember birthdays? Seriously?
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3 RepliesEdited by LordSix: 2/7/2015 12:14:30 AMNothing Just tell here your sorry and ask for make up sex ( the best kind)
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3 RepliesTell her it is once every year on the day she was born.
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3 RepliesYou done goffied
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1 ReplySo now that she put you in place get to work on remembering your anniversary. Women love finding ways of putting men in place, and getting them in trouble. Why do you think they always snoop that phone.
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1 ReplyYou are fuсked just divorce her now. It's gonna happen soon so just get it over with.
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1 ReplySeems like your wife seems pretty smart, if i were you I would make it a priority to memorize her birthday.
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1 ReplyMy gf does that. I tell her to stop taking shit so personal. How come you can remember when the next episode of scandle plays but not when I get off work. That shuts her up
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3 RepliesIs it on the calendar?
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2 RepliesElevendy seven
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1 ReplyI see a divorce in the near future.
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3 Replies( ͡͡ ° ͜ ʖ ͡ °)
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19 RepliesThat's bad man you need to remember her birthday or she might not stare you down next time.
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5 RepliesHador
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1 ReplyTo make up for it offer her a massage trust me it works. Only sad part is you gotta do it. Once your done they instantly forget.
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1 ReplyWake up.
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1 ReplyYou slap her across the face and ask what color her underwear is
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2 RepliesDoes she have a Facebook if so check now if not take the car an drive man, drive
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8 RepliesDont sleep, she might caramelize your insides until they're stretchy and sweet.
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1 ReplyLooks like someone ain't getting some...
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1 Replytato all the important days on your arm some were you can easily see then that's what I would do
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1 ReplyJust kiss her on the inside of her knee. Girls love that
