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Edited by Bucket of Tears:
1/16/2015 5:53:35 AM
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Learn the Prayer of RNGsus (the faithful are rewarded)
Fellow guardians, below is the prayer for thy savior RNGsus. Learn it, and recite it daily, especially before every nightfall and raid.
*bows head*
[i]RNGsus, hallowed be thy name. Thy digits come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in the Tower. Give us this day our daily shards. And forgive us our dismantles, as we forgive those who have dismantled before us. And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from the Cryptarch. For thine is the loot table, the engrams, and the luck, forever and ever.
Amen.[/i]
Spread the good word. The faithful shall be rewarded.
EDIT: All those who who do not believe--Atheonists--will be Exo-cummunicated by the Church of the Traveler.
[spoiler]This is not intended as blasphemy or to offend anyone. Just some lighthearted fun[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesEdited by BIG IRON ENERGY: 1/15/2015 6:59:11 AM"our lord and Saviour, RNGsus, made the world in seven days. herein is the story of it's creation: on the first day, there was nothing, but he [b]broke the ice[/b] of the universe, and began his finest creation of all. on the second day, there was the first of his disciples: the numbers for whom his bidding would be foretold. they knew that there was [b]No Land Beyond [/b]that which they could see, but RNGsus made it so. on the Third day, RNGsus found a [b]Thorn[/b] in his side. for the evil abomination known as the Cryptarch ascended from Hell and came forth, in an effort to lead us to temptation. on the fourth day, the First players made a long and weary road for others to follow. the Road wen tall the way from [b]Monte Carlo[/b] to Old Russia, and beyond the Earth entirely. RNGsus said to them "this holy weapon is too good for thine Xbox heathens, for they do not believe. so he cast it only towards PlayStation pilgrims. on the fifth day, RNGsus had created a [b]Horn [/b]finer than any other, it was so loud it conjured sound itself into fire and brimstone! realising it's power, our saviour kept it locked away, fearing it too dangerous for a mere mortal to wield. only those who allow him to test our faith may walk the earth with it in thy hands. on day six, RNGsus woke to see the land ablaze and burning. the [b]Dragon's Breath [/b]of the evil Cryptarch threatened to consume our world, not unlike the Darkness we wage war against now. with a swift Rocket from his finest creation, he struck down this Devil, and teabagged him for an eternity! it was on the seventh day, that our world was complete. and so RNGsus said his [b]Last Words[/b]: "be lootful, Go Forth and wreck shit, and remember my name" we all owe our lord and saviour a great debt. and those who reject his compassion shall forever face the pain of getting Shards from thy Nightfall! thankyou for your likes, preach the word brother can I get a HALLELUUUJAH!!! that concludes this week's prayer. next week we will go through the 10 commandments of Destiny!
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May RNGsus guide the Cryptarch's hand.
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3 RepliesEdited by R-e-i-zo: 1/16/2015 3:44:01 PMI am a guardian, my aim is true, I fight the many to defend the few, I lay before you my sacrifice, let this offering pay my price, all i ask in return, are the weapons that I yearn. give me the strength to turn dark into light, grant me the tools to continue my fight.
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I'm better than you and I know it, I don't need rng, rng needs me. Pull your pants up I'm done. Muted and avoided for lacking skill..goodbye
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Praise RNGsus
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Lmfao hahaha don't even know what to say
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As a psiontologist I believe that its all in the numbers, but I will still respect other religion's beliefs even if they are wrong, feel free to contact me if you wish to join our cult, I mean religion.
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3 RepliesNo. That isn't the prayer, the real prayer is as follows: Rahool is Great, Rahool is Groot Let us thank him, for our loot By his hands, we are erotic Gives us lord our daily exotic
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13 RepliesI've lost faith. Over 20 hard completions and no mytho. I've turned my worship to baby cheesus
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7 RepliesI don't believe in RNGesus. I'm an Atheonist.
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2 RepliesMy friend did this before opening an exotic chest in VoG and he got ghorn!
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I am Rahool, controlling over you. You may not notice it, but I always do. It is my whim if you get a purple, My choice if you get a crappy, ah... Nurple. RNGesus is false. I am the lord. I control fate with these very words, "Let's see what we have here" And as you gaze on in fear Your finger descends upon the A button And seeing the result you scream like a mutton. Chop. I Am RAHOOL. Lord and saviour. It is my choice if you live or die. Eya.
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1 Replyor just go buy a speaker emblem
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I can say that this prayer has worked for me. I prayed this prayer before opening a cryptarch package hoping for a God of War shader. I got a God of War shader and 2 legendary, i repeat 2 legendary engrams.
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4 RepliesProof rngesus exists pls. i'm a rngtheist.
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Blessed Rngesus, may he always look upon us with favor
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Edited by Xinowar : 1/15/2015 4:44:10 PMFirst Gjallarhorn http://youtu.be/EN5MobW7p0E?t=25s Sek Gjallarhorn http://youtu.be/EN5MobW7p0E?t=6m25s Like and share pls! I got 2 Gjallarhorn in 1Raid and right now 4 Gjallarhorn, how fair is that bungie ? My friend have just zero of that amazing rocket luncher. We need abetter lootsystem.
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Edited by ByTheCreed7: 1/15/2015 4:31:30 PMI killed the cryptarch and replaced him with his evil twin brother. EDIT: His brother's name is Philip, by the way.
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2 RepliesWhat will the religion be called?
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2 RepliesDid the nightfall yesterday without praying to RNGsus...... GOT THE MODAFREAKING GJALLARHORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Eeeeeeeeeeeee!
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RNGsus hate me, just as i hate him
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2 RepliesNo joke I said this prayer at the exotic chest and my friends were all like "dude it's not gonna work" then the light from RNGsus dawned upon me and gifted me with the mighty GJALLARHORN to slay the non-believers. I am now a loyal worshipper of RNGsus. Utter the prayer and you shall be blessed. Check my most recent game and my Titan you will see the GJALLARHORN equipped
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Edited by TheArchimedes: 1/15/2015 3:29:54 PMHey guys, I'm working on a way to predict the RNG, if you guys would help and post what hou get to my spreadsheet, that eould be awesome!! Its not totally finiahed yet, so if you got coins material feom nightfall, skip it for now, it will be up in a few hours. Here is the link: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/15PhORHdWEx9GBGIkL22JCaZodudo4S3YJUPEJDDEg2E/edit?usp=docslist_api Give me feedback! Lets try to get as much of te community to see ths as possible! The bigger the sample, the better the prediction will work! If we work together, this will be easy!
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Hail RNGesus!
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