Bungie,
Is there anyway you could give us a mini-game where all we do is dispose of the cryptarch in violent and painful ways?
-Drop him into a pit of thralls
-Feed him to Phogoth
-Chain him to a wall and launch supplicants at him
-Beat him to death with an unidentified engram
-Throw him over the railing at the Tower
-Tie him to the back of a sparrow and drag him through Mars
-Maybe just let us punch him repeatedly
Guardians deserve an opportunity to wipe that smug look off his face and make him eat some of his smart-ass remarks.
Death to the Cryptarch,
Mungobean
EDIT: Feel free to add your own ideas to the "Kill The Cryptarch" Mini-Game
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I would like a mini street fighter game in the tower were I can just beat the crap out of him.
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I wanna be able to punch him in the d--k.
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Make him a raid boss.
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Dragging him across Mars... Sounds fun.. Morbidly lol
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The guy just hates his job. He gets no action at home and he takes it out on the Guardians. I think we should have two options when we visit him 1. Interact 2. Melee
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I smell a new public event, "stone the cryptarch".
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Maybe we can find him rummaging on patrolls n u could attempt impaling him with your sparrow.
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I feel like we'll have to wait on one of our own community members to make this happen. Kinda like the shoot-the-dog-from-duck-hunt game someone made. Some sort of flash game where we do whatever we want to him. And he will only respond to your abuse with one if his silly lines. I hope to see that awesome person featured on Bungie's community blog one day.
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Put him in the middle of the Moon and as he starts suffocating to death a WARSAT comes speeding across space. You slowly point that venomous point we all have to spam at times and he looks up...BOOM. #DeathtotheCryptarch
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Please don't add anything like this to the game, I'd never be able to tear myself away. If anything they should add Rahool to the next Fight Night, they would drown in money.
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Maybe like an arcade game they put in the tower that we can play.
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I say we drop him of in the gorgon's labyrinth. Even if he manages to come across a chest, odds are he leaves with ascendant materials. Then if he somehow makes it through he's falling to his death at the jumping puzzles. Either way we win.
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I'd like to add poison to that list.
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[quote]Beat him to death with an unidentified engram.[/quote] This.
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Edited by DEZARATH: 11/5/2014 6:51:10 PMThe sad part is you would punch him and like true the evil he is, he's not going to cower and cry. Instead he's going to go full Voltron on you with the blazing sword and the power of Greyskull at his dark taloned fingers.
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10/10 would play.
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I dont know who is more pointless. The cyrptarch or the Hoe who sells the same shaders.