I came to the realization today; The Cryptarch is Gamestop in disguise. Here, let me explain.
GameStop will take in your new games and in return give you a crappy "reward" and then flip that item for almost full retail price.
The Cryptarch takes in your new engrams and in return gives you a crappy "reward"(legendary engrams turns into rare items)and then he flips that engram with his Cryptarch buddies and gets himself Legendary Gear with the engram you gave him.
Mind = Blown
What do we do about this Guardians?
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He should be fat balding and smoke cigars, he runs a crooked pawn shop and treats us all like base heads.
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See if we can lure him out of the tower. He won't be safe from us then.
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This post is too funny. My gf and I are newbies to the game, and came to this conclusion recently. Now we'll load up on engrams and make a game of it when we visit this dude. Haven't received a legendary yet for my hunter aside from some armor for a Titan.
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It's simple. We kill the Cryptarch.
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You nailed it!
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Burn down all the GameStop stores they are awful. It takes 10 minutes to but one game how many question do you have to ask me!!! Just give me my game
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They figured me out
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The Cryptarch is finally being scared straight...
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Dude, didn't you hear from Bungie: "Cayde-6 took the Cryptarch aside and showed him a sack of doorknobs. He decoded that mystery pretty quickly." B*tch is getting patched next week lol
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During the weekends Cryptarch is selling all your shit under the alias Xur. :D
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Edited by crimsx0n: 9/30/2014 6:07:17 PMI'm not complaining, I got an exotic out of a legendary engram :)
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Replace him with a game show host. Drew Carey?
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Serve then ninja justice
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Nope. If I trade in ten crappy games and get Destiny I'm happy. I can't take ten shitty blue engrams and get a legendary.
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I actually get legendarys from dehorecent and legendary engrams...except green ones and half the blues there like all toilet paper quality
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Mother of god *takes off glasses*
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The cryptarch is a poser...
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Then the Speaker is obviously the Pope.
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That is hilariously accurate, and I don't even hate the guy.
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Lmao! Pretty accurate