Best post ever! I feel ashamed fighting The Fallen when I remember that underneath my helmet lies the face of a beardless coward (this doesn't apply to the ladies!)
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Yeah!!! Ladies are always beardless cowards!!!
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Hey now. Women are the givers of life. Without them, a beard could not exist. Sure, their hairless faces make me want to wretch a little, but they're A-OK in my book. Also, if they've got hair long enough they can always wrap it around their jawline and tie it into a knot to create a faux-beard (highly recommended).