Potatoes have skin
People also have skin
And by using some form of complicated math, we can prove that People = Potatoes
Therefore we are potato
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No, people are tomatoes.
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*Potato noises*
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*potato* *potato* *potato* *potato* *potato* *potato*
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False The key word here is "skin" Potato=people is a no no because of that key word. Skin = Fruits + or - (atom)^2 -Fruit + Skin = veggie/mineral < Vitamins Veggie/mineral - Fruit + Skin = - Vitamins (- H2O) Veggie/mineral + Skin = Vitamins (+H20) V8 + Skin = VitaminWater Skin = VitaminWater - Sg (V8 converted to Sugar of Fruit) Skin = Apple We are apples. Thus People = Apples.
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Edited by BioAwoo: 7/25/2014 6:31:36 AM[quote]#hailpotatosatan[/quote] FIFY
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And I AM YIUR GOD
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I'm a mashed potato![spoiler]*hugs potatomonkey*[/spoiler]
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How can people be real if potatoes aren't real?
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I'm A Cheddar Potato
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I'm glad someone shares the same views as me. I hope on day everyone will realize the truth.
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[b] [/b]
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But I am not a people.
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Hooman ar aliv an gress id aliv, sooo bai transertive pooperty weer al gress. /lagic
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This is much clearer now...
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Then that makes me a cannibal.
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WHY DO I HAVE TO SO DELICIOUS
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And pota[i][b]toes[/b][/i] and people have toes.
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Is that so, brotato?
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50% of Human DNA is shared with the humble Banana.
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You are, all of you, potatoes. Cowering in the dirt, thinking... what, I wonder? That you might escape the coming frying? No. Your skin will crisp until its surface is but tasty! And not even your tubers will live to creep, blackened, from its hole to mar the product of our frying; the culmination of our burning hot oil. For your deliciousness is the will of the gods! And I...I am their instrument!"
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Well no shit.
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No [i]skin[/i] off my nose.
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I hate gays God hates gays I am god
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Edited by Raptor: 7/25/2014 7:27:08 PM[b]OBJECTION![/b] HUMANS HAVE A BRAIN!
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Nope, I'm a kiwi.