Nerf everything. Destiny should be a pillow fight simulator. The game is totally unbalanced and sends a bad message to children.
Change nova bomb to confetti bomb, it's overpowered because it's kills me. Fist of havoc is overpowered. Change it to fist of happiness, and when you use it you bro-fist your frenemy. Remove golden gun. It's OP because it kills me. Not to mention guns promote violence.
Change all vehicles to bicycles. The vehicles are overpowered because a they kill me and bicycles promote good health.
Strikes are boring. Change them to missionary trips where we try to convert fallen into Christians.
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Lmao, this was pretty funny. Js.
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Tyger how many times were you dropped on your head when you where born
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what a dick you are
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Spread the glory man (ps are you high)
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I loved this.
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First off - love the post. Thanks for the PARODY. I don't know why some others failed to miss it. Destiny is, by far, one of the most difficult FPS I've ever played. I am literally 10 pounds lighter because my nether regions have been completely cut off, wrapped in pretty paper, and given back to me with a heaping dose of "You suck." And I love it that way. I think that too many games cater to the person that is not willing to invest the time into it to develop the skills necessary to excel. Only one person actually gets to win a race. It's designed this way to force the rest of us to stop being mediocre and ramp up our race skills. Same here. I'm not a FPS master - I've gotten old and my 'twitch" no longer works so well. However, I will be extremely disappointed if the game is "dumbed down". To the victor go the spoils, and this game belongs in the hands of the frothy FPSer just as it is!
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Edited by BeesWaxs: 7/22/2014 1:05:42 AMi'm happy this was a troll post i actually thought you might say that even tho it is released for xbox players on 23 that servers will be down till the 26 or something
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Edited by mMM YUMMY FEET: 7/22/2014 12:49:58 AMI am glad this was a joke
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Love it.
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Your dumb.
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Did deej respond to you?
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What a boss...
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Haha, funny one, thanks... *slow clap*... I wonder how many people won't read the tags this time :)
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Sorry Tyger for the troll accusation, I didn't see the #parody.
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This game is not a challenge to me.Final Fantasy:A Realm Reborn is a little bit more of a challenge than Destiny.Good game though it lacks sexy bikini armor,and the hairstyles are horrible.
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This. Epic.
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Nice to see some humor for once. Thanks for making me laugh.
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Watch Deej actually put like an Easter-egg of this in destiny on launch
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Was afraid I was going to read another elitist or hipster complaining about parts of the game everybody else likes. Now I'm just smiling. You sir deserve a cupcake.
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And dont forget to replace all bosses with giant teddy bears
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I support all these changes. Furthermore there should be cotton candy vendors in the city.
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You forgot the unicorns and rainbows.
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Om man, the melee attack is way to violently made it should be a hug and special hugs include a bottle of warm soy milk... And if you cannot detect my sarcastic mannor then you need to chill out put down your phone and got out OK your car and drive, that is way more dangerous than Fps, mmo, and any other kind of video games. Oh yeah another thing if you are letting your kids play any kind of shooter games then don't be upset with anyone bUT yourself Learn how to be parents. What is the game say? what is it about? #stupidpeoplestikeagain
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The best part of this post has got to be all the people taking it seriously.
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Opacity: 100% Percentage fooled: 90% Something is really, really wrong here.
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I support the confetti bomb, the bro fist should be that the Titan bro fists them so hard the fall over and the hunter should get a nerf dart gun