I knew this guy at my school who is pretty much the perfect example of a swaggot. He bragged to people about the time he bought a bag of 'weed' for £1000 after stealing the money from his mum (I asked why he stole it, he said it was because he was a thug). The weed later turned out to be a bag of dried spinach. When everyone found out, he tried to make himself look good by saying he was too rich to care. I pitied that demented kid. You guys know any absolute idiots?