Good afternoon (screw every other country where it isn't the afternoon), everyone. Today I am interviewing Smiggles, a prominent member here on the forums.
I'm glad you've agreed to this interview, Smiggles. Are you ready for me to ask you some questions?
[quote]It's no problem, Asty, I need a break from drawing anyway![/quote]
Okay, first question. What is your real name?
[quote]Smiggles![/quote]
No, not your username, your [b]real[/b] name.
[quote]Smiggles![/quote]
*sigh* Okay, I'm sure this question is in the back of everyone's minds. Are you a man or a woman?
[quote]I'm both![/quote]
So...you're a hermaphrodite?
[quote]No, silly! I choose whether I want to be a man or a woman![/quote]
...Sure. Who is the female in your pictures that you post?
[quote]That's me when I feel like being a female![/quote]
So when do you feel like being a large black man?
[quote]All the time. That's who I really am, everything else was a lie.[/quote]
So tell me, where'd you get the name "Smiggles?"
[quote]That was the name of my bitch in prison.[/quote]
Interesting. Last question, if you could have any member as your bitch, who would you choose?
[quote]Septy![/quote]
Okay, that concludes our interview! Thanks for your participation!
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Funny interview lol [spoiler][b]I AM A GOD[/b][/spoiler]