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3/9/2014 1:00:07 AM
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Annoying pets?

Do any of you have pets that are just constantly bothering you? My family just got a german shepherd. She is 10 months old and she is a real hassle to deal with. Roxie is just way too hyper and she thinks she is a lapdog. I find myself being crushed under her sometimes. We put Roxie in her cage to cool her off, but she whines and whines. If we let her out, she goes crazy again. She once randomly ran up to me and head-butted me.

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  • We recently got a baby Chihuahua. And unlike our first one, who was real quiet and anti-social when he was a puppy, she's willing to bark a lot and be annoying when she doesn't get showered with attention. Luckily for us though, she has become much calmer as she grows bigger, so hopefully she won't yelp and be annoying for her whole life.

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  • Ever since I became pregnant, my cat has been acting strange. She cries when she's not around me and constantly looks for me. She has to sit near me or else she'll cry some more. She also has been bringing me dead things and refuses to play unless it's with a laser pointer. Pic related, she won't sleep unless it's next to me.

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    • My pet Blonic.

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      • Cats. I have 12 cats. [spoiler]HALP[/spoiler]

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        • My cat, Patches. She is in heat all the time. One time she, she humped my leg...

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        • My cat Kidi is mentally unstable. First she's all like "Yeah, pet me, right there. That's good." The next second she locks onto my arm and bites and scratches the everliving shit out of it. One time she ran up to my girlfriend and slapped her glasses off her face. mfw no face for a situation like that.

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        • I never had pets, my parents were hygiene freaks.

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        • [quote]#blonicissecretlyhitler[/quote]>implying that was ever a secret

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        • Sometimes I think my cat hates me. She bit me because I didn't share my beef jerky...

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          • No but my friend has a dog that's constantly barking when we are using the mics,I tell him if doesn't tell her to shut she will end up with grenade in her mouth

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            We have two whippets, one of them is the equivalent of the Jurassic Park Velociraptors when it comes to stealing food. If there is unguarded food, he will steal it. He's a bit of a mischievous sod, hence his name 'Loki' but otherwise he isn't annoying. Sooty on the other hand... Dear god... I mean, we all love him but some days I would rather bash my brains out than listen to him bark. All day, every day, day in, day out. He whines, he yelps, he barks and he does this irritating bug eyed little stance. He is supposed to be the smarter dog, but for all he acts he is a -blam!-ing retard. He's constantly whining. It's not hunger, boredom, lack of attention or needing the loo. He just shits unannounced in the kitchen for that -.- Nobody can work out why he does it, because if you give him fuss and attention he then continues to bark and/or runs away. Like I said, we all love him but god damn he is an annoying little shit. If he was simple/brain poked, then nobody would mind, but he's the only dog that got trained out of the two of them and he's a dipshit -.- Loki is the happy-go-lucky dog who runs into walls and fences with gusto but he is a smart doge compared to slither. /rant

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            • I swear my cat is the weirdest being you will ever meet. He tries to get sensual with me I swear. I'll be sitting down and he'll lay on me but in a sexual kind of way and then he'll slowly and lightly bite my neck. He also has an armpit fetish and cuts himself.

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              • I had a German shep' that was the same way. She was pretty wild an energetic. We also used to have a cat that acted a bit like a dog, which to cat haters may seem like the best thing ever, but he was actually quite annoying. So. Damn. Needy...

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              • Nah. I love my cats and they love me.

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