[url=http://www.bungie.net/7_Attack-of-the-Alts-A-Floodian-Epic/en/Forum/Post?id=63546072#referred-OfficerNasty]The Prelude[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/7_Chapter-One-Confinement-Attack-of-the-Alts/en/Forum/Post?id=63553629#referred-OffTopic]Chapter One: Confinement[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/7_Chapter-Two-Surprise-Attack-of-the-Alts/en/Forum/Post?id=63580047#referred-OfficerNasty]Chapter Two: Surprise![/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post?id=63594627]Chapter Three: The Mansion[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/7_Chapter-Four-The-Mountain-Pass-Attack-of-the-Alts/en/Forum/Post?id=63616181#referred-OffTopic]Chapter Four: The Mountain Pass[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/7_Chapter-Five-Darkness-in-Destiny-City-Attack-of-th/en/Forum/Post?id=63649315#referred-AttackoftheAlts]Chapter Five: Darkness in Destiny City[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/7_Chapter-Six-Meanwhile-in-Bungie-PalaceAttack-of-th/en/Forum/Post?id=63662728#referred-OffTopic]Chapter Six: Meanwhile, in Bungie Palace…[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/7_Chapter-Seven-An-Unexpected-Proposal-Attack-of-the/en/Forum/Post?id=63672818#referred-OffTopic]Chapter Seven: An Unexpected Proposal[/url] [url=http://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post?id=63686480]Chapter Eight: Ambush[/url] [u]Chapter Nine: The Trek to Mount Infinity[/u] Officer Nasty emerged from the manhole leading to the Destiny Purifiers’s hideout and was introduced with the smell of burning flesh; ash filled the air, making it difficult to breathe. The store where they were pinned down was charred beyond repair, and small flames were found along the street. Zombified survivors of Napalm’s flames were found clawing themselves across the ground, struggling with their scorched limbs to find traction. The live ones noticed Officer Nasty’s presence and revealed their skinless faces as they moaned and hissed at him. He walked around the grounded zombies and proceeded to the outskirts of Destiny City. Officer Nasty noticed the sun peeking out from behind the mountains as he departed from Destiny City. He figured that the only way to find Mount Infinity was to head back into the Mountain Pass and find another pathway in the forest. The large billboard advertising the city came into view, which notified him that the mountain pass was only a short distance away. As he approached the narrow pass into the forest, he took one last view of the Destiny City skyline and noticed something moving rapidly in the corner of his eye. He turned to his left and discerned a massive Lekgolo and a Sangheili huddled on a zooming dogsled, followed by four others on another dogsled, entering the far side of the city. “Huh, that’s odd,” he uttered to himself as he turned around, pushed the tree branches away from his path, and entered into the dark mountain pass. Officer Nasty ascended the long slope into the heart of the pass and saw a cut rope and a small pool of blood on the forest floor. He instantly flashed back to visions of getting yanked off of his feet; smashing his head on a rock and watching a crazed man wearing a burlap sack over his head terrorize his friends. This time around, however, he was more attentive to his surroundings, there was no way he’d let an enemy catch him off guard again. Due to this increased attentiveness, he noticed a small wooden sign shaped into an arrow with “This way to Mount Infinity” inscribed on it. The sign pointed to a windy pathway uphill that was even narrower than the main pass. Officer Nasty followed this path for what felt like an eternity, as it tested him physically and mentally beyond anything he had ever attempted before, until he made it to an open plateau with the path continuing more into the forest. Despite the physical hardship, he enjoyed basking in the sheer beauty of this forest that was somehow exempt from the nukes’ destruction. However, avoiding packs of wild moa and foxes were a challenge among others. As Officer Nasty was about to continue into the path, he heard a rustling coming from the forest. He reached for the hilt of the banhammer strapped around his back and wielded it, feeling the power of the Ninjas course through his body. The rustling became louder, and the ground beneath him shook with every step this apparent giant took towards him. The rustling ceased, and a massive, strange beast emerged from the forest. He had green skin and a fat, round face, and closely resembled a mutated human. “Halt, human!” exclaimed the beast in a grand, low-pitched voice. “If you wish to visit Mount Infinity, you must first go through me!” Officer Nasty lowered his banhammer and asked, “Who, or what, are you?” “I am love, I am life. [i]I am Shrek[/i].” Officer Nasty instantly remembered what he used to see every day in Flood City. Located in the center of the city, there was the “Church of Shrek,” which prophesized of a day when a gigantic green ogre would conquer the country of Bungie. They would have scribes at every street corner preaching the word of Shrek, and were known for their famous words, “The #shrekoning is upon us.” However, nobody really believed such a thing ever existed, since a story of a magical ogre living in the deep forest of the mountains usually doesn’t pass over well among the common citizen. “In order for you to proceed, you must defeat me in battle,” said Shrek. “Many have tried before you, but none have succeeded.” Shrek let out a deafening roar which blew the leaves off of all the nearby trees, which prompted Officer Nasty to raise his banhammer. “I will defeat you, vermin, whether you believe so or not!” exclaimed Officer Nasty. He raised the banhammer above his head and charged at the massive ogre, only to receive a smack from its hand, sending him flying across the grassy opening. He hit the ground hard, losing his banhammer as it rolled away from him. “HueHueHueHue..” chuckled the monstrous Shrek. “You don’t stand a chance, puny human. It’s time for you to get #shreked!” Officer Nasty jumped to his feet, withdrew his .44 magnum, and fired six shots into the ogre. Followed by every hit was a yelp of pain, until Officer Nasty had to reload, which allowed the ogre to bellow towards him like a charging bull. He evaded the ogre’s charge as he rumbled into a group of trees which halted his course and dazed him. Officer Nasty found his stray banhammer on the ground near him, ran towards the confused Shrek, and took a mighty swing at his legs. The impact from the blunt, golden head of the banhammer took Shrek off his feet, creating a loud thump as he crashed on the ground. He continued to deliver blow after blow into the ogre as it writhed in pain. “Do you submit?” questioned Officer Nasty, as he held the banhammer above Shrek’s head. Shrek slowly turned his bloodied face to the awaiting Officer Nasty and groaned, “If you do not kill me, the #shrekoning will consume you…” “So be it.” Officer Nasty approached Shrek’s head and laid the blunt end of the banhammer on top of it. He gripped the hilt with two hands, raised it high in the air, and let out a scream of fury as he struck down on Shrek’s cranium. As the banhammer connected with Shrek, a jolt of electricity surged through the entire weapon, which passed into the body of Shrek, causing him to vanish into thin air. All of a sudden, a crowd of sages emerged from the forest around him, all appearing identical in nature. They were adorned with bright white robes with golden seventh-columns stitched into them. Officer Nasty responded to their emergence by jumping into a defensive position and saying, “What the hell is going on here?” One of the sages stepped forward and said, “Congratulations, noble warrior, for you have banned the mighty Shrek.” He motioned Officer Nasty closer to him with his hand as he continued, “You have earned your way into Mount Infinity. Follow us.” The sages began walking into a narrow pathway, and Officer Nasty followed closely behind them. They eventually made it to a set of pearly white gates, and the sages all turned to Officer Nasty. “You will find The Silent One in the temple constructed from diamonds,” said one of the sages. “You will pass his trials, learn the art of Muting, return to your friends, and you will destroy JOHN CENA once and for all.” Officer Nasty looked at the sage with wide eyes and a perplexed expression. “How did you…” “We work in mysterious ways,” responded the sage, interrupting Officer Nasty. “Good luck.” The sages slowly vanished into the forest and left Officer Nasty alone in front of Mount Infinity. As he approached the magnificent gates, they gradually opened with the aid of unknown forces. The open gate revealed a cobblestone path, leading to a large diamond staircase with the temple of Silent Bob at the top. [url=http://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post?id=63808480]Chapter Ten: Taken[/url]