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Edited by theboywhoisnt: 1/7/2014 6:28:37 PM
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Share your Sexual "Secrets"

I'm sick and tired of guys talking/trolling about how much they know about life/sex/women on here. Because I'm lucky enough to have a girlfriend who's nice enough to put up with my endless stream of sexual curiosity, it doesn't get old for either of us (and I don't mean in bed). I'm talking about the [i]facts[/i]. So here are some of mine, which I willingly share to all of you in order to advance your own understanding of maturity and what women WON'T tell you. -[url=http://m.xojane.com/healthy/why-do-i-become-get-horny-on-my-period]Women become walking vaginas the week before their period.[/url] Yes, you heard me. [spoiler]You already know I get depressed, highly emotional and self-loathing, but what I haven't mentioned is that I basically turn into Stifler's mom for a week leading up to my period. Preparing to shed my uterile lining is apparently the biological equivalent of some sweet Barry Manilow tunes and a bottle of Peach Boone's Farm. I try to Peg Bundy my boyfriend into my footie pajamas, I have explosive porn orgasms, I eye-sex strangers on the train. (I'm sorry, honey, but that time I got a Missed Connections ad written about me, I was sort of asking for it.) I'm a pretty DTF girl anyway, but before my period I feel like my body consists mainly of an engorged clitoris. Is this what it's like to be a guy? No wonder they act sooooo stupid. According to Dr. O, the genitals actually do become sensitive and swollen during ovulation, although she doesn't say anything about them getting up on two legs and walking around posing as you. "At the end of the day, you are fertile 10-14 days before your period. It's in your interest to be horny from your body's perspective since one of our jobs evolutionarily is to procreate. It stands to reason that you would be most interested when your body is set up to get pregnant. The high progesterone at that part of your cycle also makes the genitals a little swollen and sensitive. For some women that's a turn on, for others, not so much. Same thing happens in pregnancy, the other time you have high progesterone." OH WELL GREAT. I can't wait to get pregnant and spend 9 months humping couch cushions.[/spoiler] -[url=http://www.m.webmd.com/a-to-z-guides/features/sex-drive-how-do-men-women-compareMy]My girlfriend has also told me women think about sex just as much as we do, guys, but they will never admit it. Yes, that's what she said.[/url] Aside from what the science says, though, we've done it without candles. So there. [spoiler]Birds do it, bees do it, and men do it any old time. But women will only do it if the candles are scented just right -- and their partner has done the dishes first. A stereotype, sure, but is it true? Do men really have stronger sex drives than women? Well, yes, they do. Study after study shows that men's sex drives are not only stronger than women's, but much more straightforward. The sources of women's libidos, by contrast, are much harder to pin down. It's common wisdom that women place more value on emotional connection as a spark of sexual desire. But women also appear to be heavily influenced by social and cultural factors as well. "Sexual desire in women is extremely sensitive to environment and context," says Edward O. Laumann, PhD. He is a professor of sociology at the University of Chicago and lead author of a major survey of sexual practices, The Social Organization of Sexuality: Sexual Practices in the United States.[/spoiler] Feel free to post your own scientifically proven facts relating to sex. Also voice your opinions, as well; whether you agree with this post's inherited intention to enlighten the Flood on their "flood," or your disgust at the open discussion of such taboo. Fire away.

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