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6/22/2013 7:58:04 AM
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Take Heed Humans, I Have Found Your Weakness!
After taking a small break from this very site, I've decided to spend some time with a few blokes down the street. Before I could even set foot on their property, I was forced to buy a few condiments for them to consume whilst we simply "hang out" together. Immediately, I sprinted down the opposing end of this street to fetch these sources of food and beverages at the local convenient store. After grabbing an armful of what seemed to be edible products to me, I rushed out of the store, paying the clerk there a measly two gold pieces before returning to the house. Upon arriving, I began to remove these products from the thin plastic sack which encased them, the first being this so called "Nutella". The humans all faced me, their jaws hung low as their eyes now remained locked on this dark container, a few of them nearly drooling (They were possibly filled with lust.). These young lads praised me for possessing this object. My brothers, it seems like I have started some sort of clan, me being the leader. With this item, I shall shift the views of many towards me, for I am the great Vien 'Quitonm!
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I am disappoint OP I thought this would be a cat thread. [i]tsk tsk[/i]
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I think I left some of that in my toilet this morning...
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3 RepliesYou'll only get some of us.
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Blah I hate craptella
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Chocolate for breakfast.... only in America :/
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That stuff is disgusting. I will shoot you where you stand if you even attempt to bring it near me. As much as I hate to let a few of the emperors subjects stray down the path of heresy by submitting themselves to xeno filth such as yourself, I simply can not stand that stuff and refuse to voluntarily go near it. I pray that this cult you've created simply engages in the same mildly amusing antics you yourself take part in. It would be a shame if I had to end you all.
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2 RepliesVien, that's not lust they were expressing. It's time we had a talk about the birds ad the bees... and the robots.
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1 ReplyI bet nutella would make great lube.
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Edited by o_____________o: 6/23/2013 3:54:03 AM
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3 RepliesThat coup. My sides.
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1 ReplyYeah, being allergic to nuts, that is my weakness... because... well... it'll kill me if I get some in my mouth or even on me for that matter.
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Jif has one of its own. :)
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4 RepliesI know your weakness, too! Numb your mandibles and you wont be able to manipulate them! Thus, you shall starve
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1 Replywhen I have Nutella, honey, peanut butter, and jam in the house and I want a sandwich. I will make a peanut butter and honey/jam sandwich. Your attempt to control me is futile.
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2 RepliesI have found [i]your[/i] species' weakness.
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lol, weaknesses? You haven't discovered our many probe-able holes yet? Nutella = omgwin. om nom nom *looks at calories and cries*
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Filthy Humans!
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4 RepliesNutella's nasty.
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You may have invaded my body and my mind, but there is one thing I will always keep...
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1 ReplyNot my weakness. I like apples and hats
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Sorry, Vien, but I have been genetically modified to withstand regular human weaknesses. Nice try, though.
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4 RepliesEdited by Blonic : 6/22/2013 5:19:37 PMMy weakness is cupcakes...and blorn, but not at the same time.
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3 RepliesVien, please do share what a Sangheili's favourite food is.
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Ahh, no. I think that stuff is disgusting.
