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Edited by FoMan123:
6/4/2013 1:49:08 AM
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The Greatest Group of Trolls on the Internet
This site has been posted here before, but it's been a few years, and for those of you who have never seen it --
Forget /b/. Forget Reddit. Forget anything you've seen on Bungie.net. It's all amateur hour.
THIS is a group of trolls that have done it right. Proof:
1) Clever premise and even cleverer dismissals of definitive proof to the contrary.
2) Unbelievable amounts of rage on their forums.
3) Coming up on 8 years going strong, and never admitting that they're trolling.
4) They actually occasionally get people to nod their heads and say "yeah, I believe you're right."
5) Attention from national media, scientists, and even astronauts, on and off, for years.
6) Hilarious for people who realize it's a troll, but we still KINDA wonder if they're serious.
7) Maddeningly frustrating for those who don't realize it.
Ladies and gentlemen, this is how you do it. Take notes.
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No notes needed
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1 ReplyWhat if they're actually not trolls?
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1 ReplyGood gracious me! My head! The reading experience was like stubbing your toe whilst drills whir in your ears! Even though I know they're trolls...it still makes me die a little inside...
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Awesome. The "trolls" on Bnet on the other hand... [i]well...[/i]
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6 RepliesI am just going to flat out say this.[spoiler]necrobump[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesEdited by Jaaake AU: 7/29/2014 2:43:34 AMI remember when a bunch of us from the flood tried to raid those guys :3 Oh dear. They're just so brilliant
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Edited by kgj: 6/4/2013 1:52:39 AM
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2 RepliesWell, you sir, ninja, just violated the Code of Conduct by calling out another user(s) and need to be met with Ninja Justice. Also, is your name where the term "newfoman" came from? (plzdontbanmeh)
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ITT Foman is pretending he didn't just get beaten in an argument with one of them. ITT we all day it's k bbe.
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Iv gone and read on there before. While I believe a lot of them are trolling, I truly think some are serious.
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Toast before you get the trolls.
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You're helping us?!
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Okay, who bumped this?
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When trolls and true believers, in one crowd you find, don't try to find a difference in the contents of their mind. Trolls are what we can call them, if we will think they be mad, but I really don't know for certain if that's where the truth will be had. For in them we see our reflection, and fear for our minds going numb. But perhaps we should think for a second some people are really that dumb.
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1 ReplyI visit that site from time to time. lol I remember this thread. Why was it bumped?
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I'm laughing my ass off at their FAQ section. It's hilariously clever.
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[quote]The biggest trolls on the internet[/quote] Cue EA
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1 ReplyI LOL when people think that there are certain ways to troll that make it "good" or "bad"
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Who cares?
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1 Reply>Implying they're trolling >Implying the Earth really isn't flat You're all damn fools.
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1 ReplyYou call this a troll? No, just no. /b/ has pulled some legendary shit over the years. And forget reddit it's cancer.
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I disagree old man. 1.) Its obvious they're trolls. The earth is flat? Obvious 2.) le redditfag has never been a place with "good" trolls. /b/ hasnt had any good trolls in years and even then they weren't all that.
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Charlie should get to studying for troll finals if he is going to get a better grade than these guys. Perhaps take a page from their book, if he hasn't already.
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I have a friend who's been trying to gain membership for years. They're extremely strict about who they let in.
