I have just experienced the most delightful thing ever...coffee. I lifted up my mug to the heavens above as this goddess, also known as a waitress, fill it to the top with this warm, black liquid. After taking a small sip, I nearly fell from my seat; this dark juice danced across my taste buds before making its way down my throat. Where can I obtain more of this my brothers? I require it!
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I believe the bank of stars has the greatest amount of this 'coffee' that you speak of.
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I've only liked Starbucks Ice Coffee that they sell in those cans. I tasted normal coffee when I was like 16 or something but it didn't taste good.
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why did I read this like the Arbiter you finally made me laugh Vien
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People who say that coffee tastes like complete crap have most likely never prepared it right.
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One of us.....one of us....
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I have never had coffee and probably never will.
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Tastes like complete crap, but it does do the trick
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Coffee tastes like dirt
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Next you must try KFC and see the majesty of chicken.
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Did you smash it on the ground when you were finished and asked for another?
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If you come to Seattle, there is a coffee dispensary on every corner.
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Coffee is not as good as pie. GET IT! MY NAME IS PIE IS GOOD!
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My God, that was supposed to kill you. I told the waitress that you snitched on us about being members of the KGB.
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Coffee is horrible. Caffeine is addicting. Once you stop drinking coffee for awhile or if you don't drink your normal amount you start getting massive headaches (withdrawals). Quit while your ahead OP.
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Tea is the superior drink!
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Question How can a quad hinged jawed creature drink from a coffee cup. You would wear more than you consume.
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[quote]This dark juice danced across my taste buds.[/quote] What taste buds? Your kind doesn't have a tongue. Also how the hell can you take a small sip? Your kind has no bottom jaw.
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Edited by BLONDIEOW: 2/16/2013 3:53:07 PM[quote]After taking a small sip, I nearly fell from my seat; this dark juice danced across my taste buds before making its way down my throat. Where can I obtain more of this my brothers? I require it![/quote] *Giggles like a immature schoolgirl*
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It's the nectar of the gods.
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Coffee tastes horrible. I only drank it for the caffeine before work outs for a short period before I realized that it made way more sense for me to just get Jack3d.
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Film for you OP.
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Personally, I prefer apples. I have to admit though, even the [i]smell[/i] of coffee is rejuvenating.
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Ewww coffee. Tea ftw
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To me, coffee is vile, bitter and horrible. I can't stand the smell let alone the taste.
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I don't drink coffee.