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Edited by Jäger:
2/9/2016 10:32:42 PM
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
So I got a new science partner. Yay, right. Because the old one was going to chop my balls off. But this new one is worse. First off, he is the nerdiest kid in the school. But he has terrible personal hygiene. He smells. I ask "Do you take showers?" He goes "I try"
I TRY. WHO TRIES TO TAKE SHOWERS. JUST DO IT.
He does not brush his teeth. And did I mention he smells like a goat wrapped in leathery burnt bacon.
Please give me the girl who tried to chop my balls off. Anybody than this kid.
Edit: [url]https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/190461265/0/0[/url] Why the other partner wanted to chop my balls off.
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1 ReplyThat's what we call a "weaboo"
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Half his body must be in the shower and be like eh im to lazy to put my other half so ill just get dressed
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How does one "try" to shower? Does he have trouble turning the knob?
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Dont be an asshole man. If you seriously asked him "Do you take showers" thats a low blow. He might be from Flint and not able to take showers
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Suck his dick.
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Sorry, dude. Ill take more showers
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8 RepliesEdited by RESULTS : 2/11/2016 8:26:34 PMI don't thinks it's physically, mentally, cosmically, biologically, or logically possible to [u][b][i]try[/i][/b][/u] to take a shower [spoiler]butdadwithapad has made me realize it is financially possible to try to take a shower [/spoiler]
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He [b]"Tried?"[/b] to shower??
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Soap party
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Cram it, Jägermiester.
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2 RepliesI think he means he tries to take one every night but he forgets.
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Go actual cannibal Shia laBauf on him
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4 RepliesI TRY!! I can't be the only one stuck here. How the actual fück do you TRY to take a shower? Do you step in, feel the water, go "ew no gross", and just step right the fück out?
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How do you just try to take a shower?
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"Do or do not, there is no try" - Yoda when reading this.
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And it's things like this that make me glad I was homeschooled.
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1 ReplyWho's next?
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1 Reply[i]I once fell down some stairs.[/i]
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1 ReplyYour title made me think of this
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1 ReplyRip OP
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1 ReplySounds like his breath could knock flies off shit.
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maybe he was molested by a squirrel while he was showering once so now he hates doing it??
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Dump water and dishsoap on him. If he screams, say "It's just a prank bro"
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My answer to these problems...fart
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1 ReplySo you got one who will chop your balls off or you got the one who stinks so bad that he will shrivel your balls off
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Edited by Keksis, enjoyer of memes: 2/10/2016 5:31:39 AMWith how your luck seems to be going you should perpare in case you get sonething worse I think you'll somehow get a combination of both the crazy girl and the new guy
