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Edited by Kalinka:
3/9/2016 6:13:56 PM
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My science teacher is awesome
A one of my peers in my science class said that science was boring and this was my teachers response.
[spoiler]"You think science is boring?!"
"YOU THINK SCIENCE IS BORING?!?!"
"SCIENCE LETS US CONTROL EVERYTHING AROUND US!"
"IT LETS US CONTROL THE UNIVERSE!"
"WE CAN MOLD ANYTHING INTO ANYTHING AT WILL WITH SCIENCE"
"YOU SEE THOSE LIGHTBULBS? WE MADE ELECTRICITY OUR BITCH AND MADE IT CRAMP INTO A LITTLE GLASS CONTAINER TO MAKE LIGHT!"
"WE GOT RID OF 2 OF THE APOCALYPTIC HORSE MEN AND MADE A 5TH (nuclear weapons)"
"I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU BUT THATS PRETTY BADASS"
"AND BY THE WAY SCIENCE IS THE COOLEST CLASS YOU WILL EVER HAVE BECAUSE WHAT OTHER CLASS TEACHES YOU HOW TO CONTROL THE UNIVERSE"
THATS RIGHT I CAN LITERALLY USE SCIENCE TO CONTROL THE UNIVERSE! THIS IS MY DOMAIN! SCIENCE IS COOL!"[/spoiler]
Obligatory "BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY"
"SCIENCE RULES"
"BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL"
Edit: ayy lmao, apparently this is in highest rated.
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13 RepliesI never understood those who hated school. Learning is awesome. In English, you learn to control and master a language while reading cool books like Of Mice and Men. In math, you learn to control numbers and the outcomes of equations. In music, you learn how to read notes and in art, you learn how to evaluate beauty. In social studies, you learn who we are and why we are as a nation. In PE, you learn how your body works first hand. And in science, you learn how to control the universe. Sadly, many kids just don't understand this and thinks "school is so not cool."
