What are some of your favorite quotes from borderlands? I'll go first:
NOTHING IS MORE BADASS THEN TREATING WOMEN WITH RESPECT ~Mr. Torgue
You can run! But you can hide! ~some random lunatic
I got a diamond horse today. I was gonna name it piss-for-brains in honor of you, but that seemed to immature. What about butt stallion? ~Handsome Jack.
BURN ALL THE BABIEEESSS ~Tiny Tina
(While sanctuary starts flying) This is one of them moments! CATCH-A-RIIIIDDEEEEE ~Scooter
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"You just destroyed the village's only line of defense against-" "YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"
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See, this is what I don't get about you bad guys. You know the hero's gonna win, but you never just die quickly-- man, this one guy in New Haven, right? City's burning, people dying, blah blah blah. This guy rushes me with a spoon. A fricking spoon! And I'm just laughing. So I scoop out his eyeballs with it, and his kids are all, "aghhhhh!,” and, ah...you had to be there. Anyway, the moral is: you're a Bitch -Handsome Jack
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SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! IN THE FAAAAAAAACE! DO IT! SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! FACE FACEFACEFACEFACE! NOW! BULLETS IN THE FACE! WANT EM! NEED EM! GIMMEGIMMEGIMME! AT THE SOUND OF THE BELL IT WILL BE FACESHOOTING O'CLOCK! BONGGGGG! KNOCK KNOCK WHO'S THERE SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! END OF JOKE! I'M GONNA SING A SONG! SHOOT ME AT THE END OF IT! DA DA DA DA DA DA DA! BONG!! ...I NOTICE YOU HAVEN'T SHOT ME IN THE FACE! CURIOUS AS TO WHY! Maybe you're weighing the moral pros and cons but let me assure you that OH MY GOD SHOOT ME IN THE GODDAMNED FACE!! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!?!'' [spoiler]Face McShooty[/spoiler]
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Edited by NinJake_56: 2/11/2016 7:40:47 AM"Wait a minute. Those cookies aren't chocolate chip. Those... are... raisins. WHHHHHYHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!"
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Edited by Shallabob44: 2/11/2016 1:59:56 AMI BET YOU'RE WONDERING WHO WAS WEARING THE BOW TIE, ME OR THE SHARK! THE ANSWER IS YES! ~mr torgue
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Looking for people to play this game in co op with, messege or add me, lvl 72 mecromancer and lvl 20 assssin
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Explosions?
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Edited by MightyAqua: 2/10/2016 7:27:04 PMToo many good quotes to choose from. However; "BADASS TASK 2; I WANT YOU TO BLOW UP... THE OCEAN!"
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I AM THE CONDUCTOR OF THE POOP TRAIN
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"You know what you need to know." - Dr. Zed
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"Sphincters!" - Claptrap *Brick rolls a 20 with DaD dice* "I punch that guy in the FACE." "TWENTY"
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"Stairs? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" -Claptrap
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Wait a minute... You're not a robot! You're a [i]Vault Hunter![/i] that's like a [b]unicorn![/b]
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[i][b]THAT SENTENCE HAD TOO MANY SYLLABLES IN IT! APOLOGIZE!!![/b][/i]
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"These pretzels suck."~Handsome Jack
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Swaaaappin weaaapons
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I ASCEND!!! -CL4P-TP
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Just need ya to step over here and sign the waiver.......(explosion!!) F***K THE WAIVER!!!!! "...Then the Vault Hunter punched him so hard in the dick that he exploded." -Tiny Tina "What that didn't happen" -Moxxi(??) "IRRELEVANT!!!!!" -Mister Torgue
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"This is the story all about how my life got flipped, turned upside down." -Zer0
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Pretty much any line from assault on dragon's keep or the torgue DLC.
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Anything that comes out of Torgue, Kriegs, or any psychos mouth.
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[i]I like my treasure like I like my baby steaks....[/i] [b][i]raaaaarree[/i][/b]
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"Squishy, squishy squishy squishy" ~Tiny Tina
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"You know who moxxi left me for? Jack! She left me for a crazy, murdering psychopath!" "Hey jack wasn't such a bad guy before he burned all those people! Besides, it's not my fault mordecai liked plucking his bird's feathers more than he liked plucking my...DAMMIT IM SO ANGRY I CANT EVEN CONE UP WITH A SEXY INNUENDO!!!!" Or "I CAN DO INNUENDOS TOO!!....BLOWJOBS!!!" ~Monsieur Torgue
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Sees lack of new loot and explosions. Gos to sleep