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Edited by Kalinka:
3/9/2016 6:13:56 PM
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My science teacher is awesome
A one of my peers in my science class said that science was boring and this was my teachers response.
[spoiler]"You think science is boring?!"
"YOU THINK SCIENCE IS BORING?!?!"
"SCIENCE LETS US CONTROL EVERYTHING AROUND US!"
"IT LETS US CONTROL THE UNIVERSE!"
"WE CAN MOLD ANYTHING INTO ANYTHING AT WILL WITH SCIENCE"
"YOU SEE THOSE LIGHTBULBS? WE MADE ELECTRICITY OUR BITCH AND MADE IT CRAMP INTO A LITTLE GLASS CONTAINER TO MAKE LIGHT!"
"WE GOT RID OF 2 OF THE APOCALYPTIC HORSE MEN AND MADE A 5TH (nuclear weapons)"
"I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU BUT THATS PRETTY BADASS"
"AND BY THE WAY SCIENCE IS THE COOLEST CLASS YOU WILL EVER HAVE BECAUSE WHAT OTHER CLASS TEACHES YOU HOW TO CONTROL THE UNIVERSE"
THATS RIGHT I CAN LITERALLY USE SCIENCE TO CONTROL THE UNIVERSE! THIS IS MY DOMAIN! SCIENCE IS COOL!"[/spoiler]
Obligatory "BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY"
"SCIENCE RULES"
"BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL"
Edit: ayy lmao, apparently this is in highest rated.
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#Offtopic
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Make science your bitch.
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Science is atheistic communist propaganda.
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1 Replythe truth is... [spoiler]I am your science teacher[/spoiler]
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13 RepliesI never understood those who hated school. Learning is awesome. In English, you learn to control and master a language while reading cool books like Of Mice and Men. In math, you learn to control numbers and the outcomes of equations. In music, you learn how to read notes and in art, you learn how to evaluate beauty. In social studies, you learn who we are and why we are as a nation. In PE, you learn how your body works first hand. And in science, you learn how to control the universe. Sadly, many kids just don't understand this and thinks "school is so not cool."
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2 RepliesScience is a bunch of Communist propaganda
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What do you call 12 particles of matter? [spoiler]dozen matter[/spoiler]
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I knew a guy who his science teacher taught his class how to make c4
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2 RepliesI would have replied yea that's cool and all but why'd I have to memorize the ENTIRE periodic table?
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3 RepliesIs his name Eddiss McGingint
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I mean all classes are like this. Instead the teachers would make them a chore. Instead of reading the American revolution like a live action Michael bay movie. We read it like its Shakespeare on anistetics. And I love Shakespeare, but instead if acting we sat down and listened to a teacher go on about her peons and life story. I came to class to learn the human culture. I did not come here to be your therapist and listen to your anger management problems or your surgery. Yes some teachers are awesome and third lives are interesting. But what is more interesting is this book how we got here and how you may have not been arrested or speaking German or possibly dead.
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2 RepliesKalinka kossack? Just curious if that was a Megaman reference.
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Edited by G1: 2/10/2016 3:30:44 AMMistake.
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Edited by Kemosabe508: 2/10/2016 3:14:19 AMMine talks with his eyes closed. We throw erasers at him and he doesn't see
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Today, during physics, a class of around 35 kids decided to drags their desks out through the hallways. Well, they were chairs, but it sounded like desks. So then, while we just stare at them, they keep going. And my teacher says, If only they allowed guns in school.
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2 RepliesMe: science is so boring Teacher: there's the door. Don't like it , leave Me: *leaves proudly*
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6 RepliesI accidentally liked this and now it's stuck in my favorites. :( Nice post, though, I suppose. Haha.
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Mine just lights shot on fire
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[quote]A one of my peers in my science class said that science was boring and this was my teachers response. [spoiler]"You think science is boring?!" "YOU THINK SCIENCE IS BORING?!?!" "SCIENCE LETS US CONTROL EVERYTHING AROUND US!" "IT LETS US CONTROL THE UNIVERSE!" "WE CAN MOLD ANYTHING INTO ANYTHING AT WILL WITH SCIENCE" "YOU SEE THOSE LIGHTBULBS? WE MADE ELECTRICITY OUR BITCH AND MADE IT CRAMP INTO A LITTLE GLASS CONTAINER TO MAKE LIGHT!" "WE GOT RID OF 2 OF THE APOCALYPTIC HORSE MEN AND MADE A 5TH (nuclear weapons)" "I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU BUT THATS PRETTY BADASS" "AND BY THE WAY SCIENCE IS THE COOLEST CLASS YOU WILL EVER HAVE BECAUSE WHAT OTHER CLASS TEACHES YOU HOW TO CONTROL THE UNIVERSE" THATS RIGHT I CAN LITERALLY USE SCIENCE TO CONTROL THE UNIVERSE! THIS IS MY DOMAIN! SCIENCE IS COOL!"[/spoiler] Obligatory "BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY" "SCIENCE RULES" "BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL"[/quote]
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Beast
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4 RepliesBump for under appreciated Science teachers everywhere (Other teachers as well but lets be honest Science rules)
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Does you're teacher hit people with lightsabers [spoiler] No Therefore since mine does , he is better[/spoiler]
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Jesus. You're science teacher is a god
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My 10th grade chemistry teacher was legit. He would show us many experiments involving fire and how certain metals changed flame colors, turning pennies into "silver" and "gold" (actually just other metals, but still cool), and even showing us a concoction that would ignite like fireworks when exposed to just a few drops of water. Hell, he even showed us that water actually boils away in a vacuum, leaving only ice.
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I feel like I am needed here.
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1 ReplyWhen I grow up I'm gonna make science my bitch.
