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Edited by CrazyLincoln:
2/7/2016 3:54:40 AM
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I've been asked to become a Ninja
Yes, it's all true. Obviously I knew there'd be doubters so I provided a censored portion of our conversation as proof of this offer. I can't really disclose all of the details but I'm thinking about taking the offer.
At first I thought "I don't think I'm ready to be a b.net forum slave for bungie," but I figured I'd ask #Offtopic since I love you guys to much. If the majority votes for "Yes" I'll take the offer and become a ninja.
Now here is what I plan to do as a ninja
[b][u]The Plans[/u][/b]
-Ban all users with the letter "t" in their username
-Ban Recon Number 54 for 27 GigaYears
-Ban all Christians and Christian related topics
-Make DTL admit he's cheating on his wife with his wife
-Ban all who do not use "Lmal"
-Unban NoiselessPurse
-Make Lonepaul the overseer of the Offtopic daycare
-Permaban Lenny and doxx Lenny himself
-Randomly carpet ban threads for fun
-Send mythics dick pics cuz why not
-I won't pm Duardo
-Give the phone number's of everyone's mom to bobcast
If you guys have any other suggestions let me know and I'll add them to the list. I suppose I'll give it a full week for everyone to vote!!!
The voting will end on the 13th.
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I violated no Code of Conduct and was not met with ninja justice.
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62 RepliesEdited by MicroChango: 2/8/2016 3:13:12 AMFake. Edit: GG Lincoln, GG.
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46 RepliesYou were not offered the ninjaship.
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2 RepliesEdited by BannedMythicAccount: 2/8/2016 10:45:21 AMThis was a really sad thread to have wasted my time to read though. I'm glad I don't frequent offtopic/flood anymore these days. It's really toxic and theres a hell of a lot of repressed emotions flying around. It's very obvious and clear who the real life recluses are because of how they handle the responses given to them, the whole thing is just sad to read really.
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No your a baiter jesus christ no one is safe if thats true
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Oh god no
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2 RepliesWell shit I'm double banned then.
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1 ReplyI have some questions. 1. Will you let us have Neptunia waifus? 2. Will Taniks finally have a house? 3. Can we get cherry flavored Popsicles? 4. Adam Sandler or Donald Trump please answer
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If you do, don't enforce those rules. Then again, they probably won't anymore because of those rules. Rules rules rules.
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> makes a "joke" thread > not even remotely funny > epicfail.jpeg > facepalm.exe
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I'm a Christian mother -blam!-er! BAN ME
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5 RepliesMaybe I'd stop spamming this if lincoln wasn't such an asshole.
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I feel like you can use this image.
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I know this is a joke, but I really want to see how much damage he would do if he became a ninja.[spoiler]What can I say, I want to watch Offtopic burn.[/spoiler]
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Edited by Zavala's Pet Cat: 2/9/2016 2:03:23 PMHow'd Deej msg you those white lines?
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Edited by EmoSceneRawrXD: 2/7/2016 7:37:48 PM
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13 RepliesSo, this is how you spend your time?
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10 Replieswhat the hell is deej smoking?
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5 RepliesBan anything with the following letters and it numbers A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W Y X X 1 2 3 4 5 6 8 9 0 So just ban everything except for the number 7
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Edited by Alstrza: 2/9/2016 6:55:55 AMLincoln reaching his final form is like the third Reich winning ww2. Do you want you're kids to be raised in a fake world? [spoiler](͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)[/spoiler]
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pls don't dox me bb
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1 ReplyEdited by TadPaul01: 2/8/2016 8:38:04 PMWhat about me? I don't wanna be banned [spoiler]i really hope you're faking tho [/spoiler]
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Lol no kid
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7 RepliesEdited by BEAT HAZARD 62: 2/8/2016 3:20:47 AM
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Damn, even if for some ungodly reason you did become a ninja, you'd be a pathetic one.
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32 RepliesThis is cringey as hell.
