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10 Reasons That Horses Are Better Than Women
1) A horse will never demand that you take it on expensive dates and foot the entire bill.
2) A horse will never divorce you and take all your money.
3) A horse will never get pregnant with your kid and demand child support.
4) Horses don't talk.
5) A horse will always love you.
6) A horse will carry your bags for you instead of making you carry hers.
7) A horse won't get jealous and petty over trivial things.
8) Horses can run hella fast.
9) You can train a horse to follow commands without getting funny looks from Social Services.
10) You can have as many horses as you want at the same time with no negative social consequences.
[spoiler]Bonus: A mare's vag can mold itself to perfectly fit you.[/spoiler]
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3 Replies[b][u]10 Reasons Why Babies Are Better Than Horses[/u][/b] 1. They are a lot easier to hide. 2. You don't have to put a saddle on a baby (unless you want to). 3. You can take a baby into a McDonald's bathroom. 4. PETA won't come after you for abusing a baby. 5. You can carry a baby on your back. 6. You can buy a smaller cage for a baby than you would need for a horse. 7. You aren't as worried about getting kicked when you brand a baby. 8. That new baby smell. 9. You can't train a horse to become a child soldier. 10. It's easier to fit a baby in your mouth than a horse.
