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Edited by Agwara:
1/20/2016 3:24:28 PM
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Noire has fooled us...
You see that chick?
In case you are unfamiliar, she is Noire, CPU of Lastation and is a character from the [i]Hyperdimension Neptunia[/i] franchise, a JRPG that parodies the console war and has been adapted into an anime and manga.
Our friend Noire is supposedly a parody of the PlayStation consoles.
But... What if what we assumed here is a lie?
Well that's because it is, she doesn't parody PlayStation at all. Nope, instead she is a servant of Oryx that is trying to take over the [i]Neptunia[/i] setting.
Yes. [i]That[/i] Oryx. The mustache twirling dude that mindrapes people by giving them some burning cyanide or... Something like that. He's got the wings and the sword. The one from mass/volume.
But that isn't right. How? What? Why? Those are all questions you might be asking.
Think about it. Noire is an example of perfection within her franchise. She runs her nation well compared to the others who are either too lazy or have a case of sheer bad luck.
She has her flaws, like loneliness, but... She's almost [i]too[/i] perfect. Like she was a Taken CPU Goddess. Now how could that be? Let's check out the similarities between Noire and the Taken.
-black is a common theme
-could be considered highly annoying
-are also a fan favorite
-have arms (no taken infantry lacks arms)
-both can see
Differences?
-you'd bang Noire over some inky shell of a creature
-Noire is easily hotter than any taken
-Noire has bigger tits
-taken are ugly
-taken look ugly
-taken sound ugly
-eww taken
-generally Noire>Taken when it comes to someone's preference to appearance unless you are a sick bastard
As you can see, I have throughly proven that Noire is a Taken CPU Goddess that Oryx has sent to [i]Hyperdimension Neptunia[/i] in order to spread his empire.
Boom done.
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5 RepliesWhat the fuсk did I just skim through?
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3 RepliesEdited by dpghut: 1/21/2016 1:36:03 PMNoire is shady as frick. The reason she has no friends is 'cause she's always running espionage, I'll bet.
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11 RepliesO /|\ / \ This is bill Bill isn't autistic Be like bill
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2 RepliesDensity and anime don't mix, but I won't call you a desticle cause you mentioned noire and she is kinda cute
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3 RepliesGo back to #destiny
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7 RepliesHow many eggplants did you eat before making this post OP?
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4 RepliesEdited by SuperStormDroid: 1/22/2016 6:02:30 AMI wonder how Gehaburn would react to the souls of ascendant hive, more specifically, Crota's soul?
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1 Reply>sees Noire, likes post >sees destiny >Uhhh >hmmm >well I guess it could be worse
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1 ReplyYou know this makes sense. The taken can also use dimensional teleportation and noire just so happens to be a landing pad!
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1 ReplySorry but I just have to say [spoiler]DESTICLE[/spoiler]
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11 RepliesEdited by SuperStormDroid: 1/22/2016 5:39:01 AMQuick! Someone warn Histy! In the meantime, I'm going to have to destroy Oryx (again) in the name of Planeptune.
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1 ReplyI really hope you [i]didn't[/i] just waste your time typing up all of that bs...
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Damn Anime.
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4 RepliesBut the Hydra in paradox doesn't have arms... Wait. Uni's hair looks like hydras! She uses a sniper rifle, which are often used by hunters, and one of the highest rated images in creations is of a TAKEN hunter. At the time I'm writing this, the image has 4913 light. Its source has 41, leaving us with 93, the reverse of 39, the signature number of Hatsune Miku, who is the only one whose twin tails can rival Noire's! And Miku has games on the Playstation too! "Why?" you may be wondering. Well, I already spelled it out just then. "Why?" Y is one of the only letters taken from 'Playstation' to give us 'Lastation.' The other is P, which is often used with a colon to make an emoticon. Y can't be used though, so we can only have a... SEMICOLON [b];[/b] [spoiler]Please tell me you get the joke.[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyLe cringe.
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1 ReplyThis is very, very sad
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3 RepliesWhat the absolute -blam!- did I just read?
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4 RepliesI thought you were talking about L.A. Noire.
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2 RepliesI'm a pretty big weeb, but I don't touch that waifu shit.
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1 ReplyA parody for the console wars? Is PC a brat from a rich family draped in gold?
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2 RepliesThis is why I probably can't get behind anime
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1 Reply(˵ ಠ ਊ ಠ ˵) Aluminium confirmed
