[u][b]COMEDY CENTRAL[/b][/u]
Step right up folks
For a fun night here at COMEDY CENTRAL
All you have to do is
make a joke about destiny
and laugh along the ride.
Please have fun and share a funny comment about destiny's problems XD I want to read them all <3
[b]Here in my vault
Looking at my exotics
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I LIKE MORE THAN MY EXOTICS?
KNAWLEDGE!
That's why I read a grimoire card everyday [/b]
[u]By KrishnaTheBeast [/u]
[b]What did the cursed thrall say before he blew up?
Alak-hul Akbar[/b]
[u]by Parker52701[/u]
[b]There once was a Vandal named Randall
who's strength the Guardians couldn't handle
Warlocks they tried, the hunters just cried
but the sunbreaker lit him up like a candle.[/b]
[u]By Cankle J[/u]
[b]Exotics are yellow
Rares are blue
The First Curse is blue
When is it supposed to be yellow[/b]
[u]By Deadshot_[/u]
[b]Here in my prison
Just bought a new scorch cannon
But you know what I like more than my scorch cannon
Killing guardians
I try to kill a guardian once a day that's why I had all these skiffs installed
-Skolas Kell of Lamborghinis [/b]
[u]By R34PSH4DOW[/u]
[b]"A sun breaker walks into a bar.
There was no counter"[/b]
[u] by natedarkswain[/u]
[b]Why did the Minotaur fail in court?
Because his defense was Void.[/b]
[u]By DoctorMcCoy1701[/u]
[b]What do Minotaurs wrap their sandwiches in?
Praetorian Foil[/b]
[u]By Jykeous [/u]
[b]Why can't Oryx breath?
because he has no heir.[/b]
[u]By Ancientwarlock1[/u]
[b]Eris Mourn isn't that attractive but I'd Stillpierce her Dark Below[/b]
[u]By MutantEarth4 [/u]
[b]Here in my throne
Just got my new sword
But you know what I like better than swords?
SWORD BEARERS so guardians can kill them, then kill me. -_-
RIP THE DREAM!
-Crota, Son of Oryx[/b]
[u]By Whirlwind7982[/u]
[b]Roses are black
Violets are black
Everything is black
I need a cleanse.[/b]
[u]By PaladinHighlord [/u]
Like if I made you smile :)
Most of these are seriously funny and worth the read
Going to shout out someone of the best jokes that liked XD <3
Thank you guys and gals for this amazing support on some pretty weird jokes <3
Wow we hit a 180+ smiles :)
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