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Edited by KrishnaDaBeast: 11/26/2015 2:00:02 AM
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HERE IN MY VAULT..

[u][b]COMEDY CENTRAL[/b][/u] Step right up folks For a fun night here at COMEDY CENTRAL All you have to do is make a joke about destiny and laugh along the ride. Please have fun and share a funny comment about destiny's problems XD I want to read them all <3 [b]Here in my vault Looking at my exotics BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I LIKE MORE THAN MY EXOTICS? KNAWLEDGE! That's why I read a grimoire card everyday [/b] [u]By KrishnaTheBeast [/u] [b]What did the cursed thrall say before he blew up? Alak-hul Akbar[/b] [u]by Parker52701[/u] [b]There once was a Vandal named Randall who's strength the Guardians couldn't handle Warlocks they tried, the hunters just cried but the sunbreaker lit him up like a candle.[/b] [u]By Cankle J[/u] [b]Exotics are yellow Rares are blue The First Curse is blue When is it supposed to be yellow[/b] [u]By Deadshot_[/u] [b]Here in my prison Just bought a new scorch cannon But you know what I like more than my scorch cannon Killing guardians I try to kill a guardian once a day that's why I had all these skiffs installed -Skolas Kell of Lamborghinis [/b] [u]By R34PSH4DOW[/u] [b]"A sun breaker walks into a bar. There was no counter"[/b] [u] by natedarkswain[/u] [b]Why did the Minotaur fail in court? Because his defense was Void.[/b] [u]By DoctorMcCoy1701[/u] [b]What do Minotaurs wrap their sandwiches in? Praetorian Foil[/b] [u]By Jykeous [/u] [b]Why can't Oryx breath? because he has no heir.[/b] [u]By Ancientwarlock1[/u] [b]Eris Mourn isn't that attractive but I'd Stillpierce her Dark Below[/b] [u]By MutantEarth4 [/u] [b]Here in my throne Just got my new sword But you know what I like better than swords? SWORD BEARERS so guardians can kill them, then kill me. -_- RIP THE DREAM! -Crota, Son of Oryx[/b] [u]By Whirlwind7982[/u] [b]Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I need a cleanse.[/b] [u]By PaladinHighlord [/u] Like if I made you smile :) Most of these are seriously funny and worth the read Going to shout out someone of the best jokes that liked XD <3 Thank you guys and gals for this amazing support on some pretty weird jokes <3 Wow we hit a 180+ smiles :)

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