Sure, the Gjallarhorn is great, but...
[b][i][u]INTRODUCING THE LITERALLY NUKEM!![/u][/i][/b]
[b]THIS THING WILL KILL YOU FROM[/b] [b][i]MILES[/i][/b] AWAY AND YOU'LL BE BLOWN TO BITS!
THIS THING SHOOTS MINI NUKES OUT OF [b]MINI NUKESSSS!!![/b] YOU WILL [b][i][u]DIE TO IT'S SHEER EXPLOSION-ness? AND YOU'LL STARE AT YOUR SCREEN AND SAY [/u][/i][/b] [b][i][u]"WHAT THE -blam!- JUST HAPPENED![/u][/i][/b] YOU WILL DECIMATE YOUR WHOLE FAMILY WITH THIS WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!
[i][b][u]NUKEMMM!!![/u][/i][/b] YOU WILL ONE HIT KILL EVERYTHING IN [b][i][u]1000 MILE RADIUS!!! BECAUSE -blam!- REGULAR STUPID TRACKING, YOU WILL LITERALLY NUKE EVERYONE!!![/u][/i][/b]
[b]NUKEM[/b] TO BITS AND ENJOY LOOTING THEIR BODIES WHILE [b][i]T-BAGGING THEM BECAUSE T-BAGGING IS ALWAYS FUN![/i][/b]
To order this NUKEM, please call the number below:
1-800-EXPLOSIONS!!! [b][i][u]EXPLOSIONS AND EXPLOSIONS OVER AND OVER!!! YOU WILL CRASH YOUR GAME![/u][/i][/b]
[spoiler]PS. Pay Attention to the CURRENT MODS.[/spoiler]
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EXPLOSIONS?