(I don't care if you copy and paste this) Shoutout to Salamanderis [b][u]Ikora Rey[/u][/b] Science teacher [b]Ms Rey[/b]: Ok class, get out you're text books and flip to page 777. [b]Stormcaller[/b]: Swe-ag bitch, GRATATA! [b]Ms Rey[/b]: Stormcaller! Stop using pure arc energy. If you are going to use it, use it in an educational way [b]Stormcaller[/b]: Sorry, but Bladedancer here was poking me with his arc blade. [b]Bladedancer[/b]: Shut the hell up! Sunbreaker here was hitting the back of my chair with his hammer! Just look, there is a hole he melted into my chair. [b]Sunbreaker[/b]: Whatever. It was Gunslinger here. *[i]A ceiling tile falls on Defender because of a high impact shot[/i]* [b]Sunsinger[/b]: HA HA HA! Defend yourself some times! [b]Ms Rey[/b]: *facepalms* Class is dismissed, Gunslinger, see me. *[i]Whole class laughs at Gunslinger[/i]* [b]Gunslinger[/b]: (whispers) Shit! (pulls out thorn) *meanwhile in cafeteria after Gunslinger settled with Ms Rey* https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/175759536/0/0 *after school in the front courtyard* [b]Voidwalker[/b]: My mom passed me down a helmet that looks really cool, wanna see it? [b]Sunsinger[/b]: Sure babe, I'll show you my special blinding robes [b]Striker[/b]: Defender! Why did you not protect yourself!? You have a god damn bubble by the way! [b]Defender[/b]: Sorry [b]Striker[/b]: Whatever [b]Osiris[/b]: Come on Sunsinger and Voidwalker! We have a field trip to the Vault of Glass! [b]Sunsinger[/b]: Oh shit! You're right! [b]Voidwalker[/b]: Yup. [b]Vault-Tec Rep[/b]: Sign-up for Vault 111! Vault 111! [b]Nightstalker[/b]: Who the hell is that? [b]Bladedancer[/b]: Some weirdo ghoul that thinks it's still year 2077 [b]Gunslinger[/b]: Cool... *it has been 1 hour after school* *At the Arc-House* [b]Stormcaller[/b]: Man! Sunsinger is so lucky! He gets to date Voidwalker and go on a day trip with her! Grrrrh... [b]Striker[/b]: You don't want to date a Void. Defender is so helpless and can't stand for his own. [b]Bladedancer[/b]: At least Gunslinger is hot and I think we are good friends. [b]Stormcaller[/b]: At least Striker isn't with Sunbreaker. He's a big ass bitch. [b]Striker[/b]: No. I think he is hot. [b]Stormcaller[/b]: Date him then! ------------------------------------------ *at the Flame-House* [b]Gunslinger[/b]: Man, this gun is amazing *[i]twirls Thorn and The Last Word[/i] [b]Sunbreaker[/b]: Use this paracite I got from Osiris in a bottle. It apparently allows you to channel your energy into another shot of Flame. [b]Gunslinger[/b]: Golden gun? [b]Sunbreaker[/b]: Yeah, underpowered Sol Hammers. [b]Gunslinger[/b]: .... ------------------------------------------ *at the Void-House* [b]Defender[/b]: Look! I made a bunch of mini bubbles! [b]Nightstalker[/b]: Look! I have a MOTHER F*CKING BOW! [b]Defender[/b]: Shit!