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Edited by A 7th Spectrum:
11/27/2015 12:06:44 AM
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Salt Generator V.1
[Salt Generator V.1]
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Hello, and welcome to the S.A.L.T generator [V.1]. While providing your input in the comments below, please note that you must agree to the terms and services of Forum Salt Co. A list of subjects will be provided for you to generate salt below. In case of malfunction or misuse of equipment, please refrain from generating additional salt. Salt generation process well begin in 3...2...1...
>Salt generation commencing <
>Activating salt subject list<
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>Sunbreakers are not op
>The destiny story killed fallout, halo, and skyrim combined
>Pulse rifles need to be buffed
>you suck if you are not at least 315
>Destiny is stupid and I still visit the forum
>I don't care how much destiny costs because my mom just buys it for me
>Bump this because I want attention
>Oryx spawns in the back
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[System status report #1]
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Salt Generator v.1 is currently trending on the forums.
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{WARNING SYSTEM SALT INTAKE HA§ EXCEEDED MAXIMUM CAPACITY}
{SYSTEM EMERGENCY MESSAGE}
>SALT INTAKES HAVE EXCEEDED MAXIMUM CAPACITY<
>CEASE ALL EFFORTS TO PRODUCE ADDITIONAL SALT<
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English
#Destiny
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>Necrobump Protocol Activated<
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Defender needs to be nerfed I couldn't punch the bubble and make it go away
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2 RepliesThank you for making me father salt machine
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Hi, Friend! Join me in Destiny: The Taken King on PlayStation 4. As Linked Friends, we will be eligible for bonus XP when playing in a Fireteam, as well as exclusive rewards from the quest "A Tale of Two Guardians." Visit https://www.bungie.net/en/ReferAFriend?code=RAF-F9G-XT7-X76 to start the linking process. DrEubanks
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2 RepliesHere's some more salt. ~[i]TheGreatNike[/i]
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Lmfao thank you sir. You've mass my 3rd shift a bit more amusing
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6 RepliesLet's blow this salt machine! 1. If you're under drinking age...your arguments are irrelevant. 2. If you post that a game is better than destiny or that you quit destiny...you probably also fall in listing 1. 3. Kids should not be allowed on the internet 4.There should just be something that emails parents a list of all activity made by their children on the internet(ex:forum posts) 5. Destiny should at least be an M rated game...to keep kids out Bring it
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Confirmed OP is a I.S.I.S super computer....
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But Sunbreakers aren't op.
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I hate Jews, Christians, Muslins, Hindus, Buddhists, Tribal, and Atheists. I Fücking hate all of ya. Enjoy the salt. I hope it goes good on your bitch ass popcorn or whatever.
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I wish bungie had put as much effort into Destiny's story as you did this post. Also, using fallout style terminal dialogue to troll Destiny (in a loving way) BRILLIANT.
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Bring Felwinter's Lie and Thorn back.
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Destiny is one of he most balanced +best game ever made hahaha
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Hahaha best post ever
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Bring back the infinite hammer glitch and make hunters and warlocks useless.
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1 ReplyEdited by Legend of Jordy: 11/26/2015 6:50:08 PM[b]Ooh a terminal! Good thing I dumped all my points into intelligence.[/b] [i]>DOOR >entry denied >Likeness=1[/i] [b]... Alright. [/b] [i]>FOUR >entry denied >Likeness=2[/i] [b]You can't hide from my genius, not today.[/b] [i]>MOAR >entry denied >thats not a word idiot[/i] [b]Daaang it!! Ok, one last try.[/b] [i]>MARK ... >password accepted >welcome Dr.Shim[/i] [b]Yay for compooters!![/b]
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All this salt
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Quiver should be remove again[spoiler]salt[/spoiler]
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1 Reply┻┳| ┳┻| _ ┻┳| •.•) -Daddy are the idiots gone? ┳┻|⊂ﾉ ┻┳ /﹋\ (҂`_´) -NO, STAY INSIDE OR THEY WILL TAKE OVER!!!!! <,︻╦╤─ ҉ - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - | /\
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8 RepliesBuff the Hammer. Have it squash everything on the map. Respawn squash again. Hammers thrown in other PvP games will appear in completely different games on the server and kill players indiscriminately You open heavy ammo, a hammer comes out and smacks you in the face Post game rewards: a hammer of Sol engram New ship: a giant flaming hammer of Sol that flies Shader: flames Phogoth now shoots hammers instead of purple stuff Thrall now dual wield hammers of Sol Flying hammers now have void shielding Blast radius of hammers increased to a city block
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Is it possible to generate 420 lbs of salt in one go?
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To all those salty butthurts out there, just want you to know that Destiny is just as good I don't see how CoD is any better. Still only 30fps, still no dedicated servers, still let's everyone set up their load outs and incorporates kill streak perks that are just as imbalanced as anything in destiny. At least destiny has a reward system that makes it worth playing. After iron banner ends, I'll be playing somethingthat has double the frame rate, dedicated servers, and a completely balanced multiplayer. Destiny PVP sucks. But you can win gunfights based on skill.Blops3: whoever sees the other person first and therefore shoots first wins.It's a retarded game of hide and seek.Also with no dedicated servers (thanks again Activi$ion) and P2P connection, as a result, it's inconsistent.One shot body shot kills with locus? It's harder to get a headshot in Destiny than a kill with that gun by far. CoD is morphing into Destiny style PVP for casuals and losers who can only get kills if they sneak up on someone from behind.
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>New Program Detected!< ... >Running Diagnostic Scan on unidentified program< ... ... >Program Identified as [S.A.L.T Generator V.1] (Publisher: Forum Salt Co)< ... >Attempting to Activate program [S.A.L.T Generator V.1]< ... ... {ERROR} >Standard Program Activation Protocols not responding to commands. Attempting alternative Activation Procedure< ... ... >Program Activated Successfully. Retrieving scripts from [S.A.L.T Generator V.1]< ... ... {ERROR} >Script formating not compatible with current script readers< ... {ERROR} >Current Script Readers unable to process script requests. Expect lag as system becomes backlogged< ... ... ... ... {ERROR} >Excessive Backlogging detected. Large Scale Lag Anticipated. Some programs may become unusable for a short time< ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... *NOTICE* >Excessive Backlogging Protocol has temporarily disabled the folder [sys32] in order to resolve the excessive backlog< ... ... ... ... ... *NOTICE* >Excessive Backlogging Protocol has Activated the [Express Script Reader] Program. This program can read Backlogged Scripts in a speedy fashion. Please note that the [Express Script Reader] is still in its BETA testing phase, and some errors may occur< ... ... >Script for [Salt Generation Procedure] has been successfully read using the [Express Script Reader] Executing script< ... {ERROR} >Script [Salt Generation Procedure] has no defined stop protocol< ... {ERROR} >Computer Salt Levels rising to problematic levels. Expect some programs to function improperly< ... ... ... {ERROR} >Computer Salt Levels rising to excessive levels. Widespread Program Malfunctions detected, some data corruption detected. Corrupted data has been isolated< ... ... ... ... ... {ERROR} >Computer Salt Levels rising to dangerous levels. All installed programs are malfuntioning, widespread data corruption detected. Corrupted data læk detected< ... ... {ERRØR} >Çømpųţəŕ §ąľł ĺėvěļş řįśīņğ ţô fæťåļ ľévèĺ$. Ťøțãļ Đâł@ čöŕřůpţįøņ đėţēçťěď. Śãļł ľèvéļş ćõñťįňüīņğ ťø řîšê. Ťhîś §ýšțëm wıļĺ ñõw §êľf Đæşłŕûčť țø pŕévèňł fúřțhùř đæm@gė< ... {ŒŔŘØR} >§èĺf Đæšţŕųćł f@!ľėđ. Šâĺť Łèvéľś çöňťīņūìńğ łõ çĺìmß. Ťòțáļ Śý$ťëm F@!Łůŕə Īmmïñëñł< ... {ÆRŔØR} >§ýšțëm f@!ĺèđ. $ăĺť įś §ťíĺļ þèıńģ ğêňęŕæťəđ ßý pŕøğŕām [S.A.L.T Generator V.1]< ... {ÆRŔØR} ... {ŒŔŘØR} ... {ƏŔRØŘ} ... ... ... ... ... ...
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1 ReplyAdult gamers are no life virgins.
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1 ReplyAnyone with a positive kd after TTK just means they can't aim so they use 100 yards of aim assist
