Hello fellow guardians, in a land of saltiness and complaining I thought I would share some holiday classics to spread the cheer. All your favorites such as: Rudolf the red barred lager You know cheater, lag switcher, and Aimbot, and hacker Squeaker, buttcheeker, ShesMyNerd and deciever But do you recall the most famous cheater of all? Rudolph, the red barred lagger had a very shiny red bar and if you ever played it you would rather be hit by a car All of the other year 1 guardians used to report and call him names They never let poor Rudolph play in any multi-player games Then one sweaty trials eve  Taken tots came to say: "Rudolph with your laggish might, won't you sherpa to the lighthouse tonight?" Then all the nooblets loved him as they shouted out with glee, Rudolph the red barred lagger, you'll go down in ban history Deck the halls Deck the halls with hammers of sol,  Na na na na nerf na nerf nerf nerf Tis the season to be salty,  Na na na na nerf na nerf nerf nerf Don we now our OP super Na na na na nerf na nerf nerf nerf Troll the ancient bungie forums, Na na na na nerf na nerf nerf nerf See the blazing hammers before us,  Na na na na nerf na nerf nerf nerf Strike a tear and join the chorus.  Na na na na nerf na nerf nerf nerf Follow me in the salty river,  Na na na na nerf na nerf nerf nerf While I tell of light house treasure,  Na na na na nerf na nerf nerf nerf Fast away the balance passes,  Na na na na nerf na nerf nerf nerf Hail the new taken tots, ye lads and lasses,  Na na na na nerf na nerf nerf nerf Sing we butthurt, all together,  Na na na na nerf na nerf nerf nerf Heedless of the warlocks and hunters,  Na na na na nerf na nerf nerf nerf