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Edited by Balatro:
10/13/2015 2:02:04 PM
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What am I supposed to do while waiting for IB/Tess?!
I've been up since reset and I've already beat the meat like 13 times, the Nightfall is too easy, and I beat the raid on all three characters after this reset. I'm stumped guys, can't believe this.
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1 ReplyDamn did your meat owe you money?
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4 RepliesI was gonna say touch yourself but you beat me to it
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1 ReplyJust stand in line like you're waiting for the new iPhone
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My girlfriend told me that I should enjoy spending more time with her family...so I -blam!-ed her mom 😊😊
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The dishes!
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Edited by A high-value target: 10/13/2015 5:08:42 PMGo for your unbroken medal. Only one away!
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5 RepliesI mean you could actually do the raid instead of posting on the forums that you have [spoiler]we can see your stats[/spoiler]
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Edited by Rodrigo Astroturd: 10/13/2015 5:05:37 PM... It's simple [spoiler]jerk it again[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyYes he may be full of crap and/or has a very raw boy part by this time BUT he does have a point, When is IB & Tess going to arrive?
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Yeah I hear ya. I just shoulder charged my wardrobe.
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2 RepliesYour stats say you haven't masturbated 13 times today.
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So you've "beat it" 13 times [b]AND[/b] your "stumped"?...I'm wondering if there's some relation here. Shall we start calling you "Stumpy" from here on?
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3 RepliesGo make the weekly trip outside to see the sun?
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It's, like, in one day.
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1 ReplyYou can work on that horrible grimoire and medal score or do the raid.
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7 RepliesYou could work on that awful grimoire of yours.
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I went to work. At least im getting paid to wait...
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2 RepliesGo for the lucky 14
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1 ReplyU have 1 character doh
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Lol you only beat nightfall once with a terrible k/d and you haven't even beat one raid. I don't get the point in lying man.
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Is no one noticing the satire tag?
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3 RepliesHelp me beat the raid fully for the first time?
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2 RepliesJust keep beating, you may start shooting blanks but don't stop, there's a secret exotic you get for 25 loads between the weekly reset and noon! It's called the white phantom, it's flavor text is "for those who just can't keep their hands off themselves" it's exotic perk is called splooger, every shot causes enemies to stop in place and frantically wipe away stuff from their face!
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1 ReplyKill yourself?
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6 RepliesCan I solo the nightfall?
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