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Edited by Joyaboi: 10/9/2015 6:35:05 PM
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The Creation of The Forum Lords

And so it was written, "There was to be one Lord and one apprentice to rule The Community!" And so Deej and Cozmo were formed from the fabric of Activision. And so it was written," There was to be Two Lords to rule the Forums!" And so Smoggy Pluto and Jeff The Cabal were formed out of the sea, Community. The land grew plentiful and lush under this rule. Small rebellions being quelled by the swift justice of Ninjas and lessons taught by Mentors. But one tragic day the peace and calm broke. Gjallihorn. A name coveted by so many. Held by so few. Sold by Xür that fateful Friday. Mute was the community, falling def on those ears, blocked by the sound of salt. The Lords knew it was too much. In order to stop a monster they must create one. Butthurt, he went by. Summoned only by pure salt. Created for unspeakable things. And the forms drew quiet. Butthurt only being summoned by a select few. Laying dormant. Until now. The perfect storm; b*tches saying Sunbreakers were op, whining about micro transactions that had no affect on their game, and that Sleeper Simulant wasn't op enough. So the Lords drew close. Worrying about the ever present conundrum. And so it hit Smoggy, 1st Lord of Forums, to summon Butthurt's pure essence and his army of copies (they say copying is the greatest form of flattery)by collecting all of the salt in one place. And so it was done. Let it be shouted from the mountains! A new day has come! A new era brought fourth, by the 4 Lords. Rejoice my friends. A new beginning.

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