NEED ONE FOR ORYX, MUST HAVE:
- Balls that weigh 2.3 pounds or more (Each)
- 7.4 million dollars worth of contact solution
- Immunity to Poison Ivy
- Broken up with at least 12 mistresses
- Rock hard abs (5/6 must be actual rocks)
- A Ph.D. from Harvard with a 5.1 GPA
- The ability to teach college level AP neuroscience
- Killed a Great White Shark with bear hands (I didn't mean bare hands. You first need to kill a bear)
- 7 First Place Double, Backwards Iron Man Medals
- The ability to speak Russian, Portuguese, and German at the same time backwards and upside-down
- An autograph from a basketball player named Tom Brady
- The ability to run a 4 minute mile in 3 minutes
- Had sex with the Queen (her brother is also acceptable)
- The ability to talk to animals in dog years
- The ability to play jump rope with your slong
- A Nobel Prize
- A Ferrari
- Won Tour De France while eating only Laxatives
- Never in your life eaten Laxatives
- Survived on an uninhabited island with nothing but a small city on it for 3 years
- Watched Modern Family with our first president
- Minimum 8 Kids, at least 9 of them boys
- The ability to hold your breath for 1 minute (And then continue to hold your breath for the remaining 4 hours and 59 minutes)
- Have flawless spelling and understanding of the English language WITHOUT autocorrect
- The ability to sow hats in under and hour (We both know that isn't a spelling error by now)
- Collectors edition of borderlands
- Must have gotten every exotic in game from coming last place in crucible
[b][u]NEW ADDITION: MUST HAVE ALL PURCHASABLE EMOTES[/u][/b]
[b][u]Failure to have EVERYTHING listed here will result in us reporting and muting you, even if you aren't trying to join.[/u][/b]
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I'm not allergic to poison ivy. So I'm almost there. :D